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MostlySunshine
User ID: 48426092 United States 07/06/2020 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the real story: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79077555 Op yells upstairs ... "MOM! can you buy me some pizza tonight!? MOM yells downstairs "NO! and stop plying with your little dick! because your scaring the dog again!" the end Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...ain't no borderline psychotic emotional outbursts either. Some days you just have to create your own sunshine. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79092660 United Kingdom 07/06/2020 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont know about out OP but I was a manager at a major Pizza chain like 30 years ago. I had many customers. It became a problem because afterwards they would all turn up with their kids asking for the 50% off their order that I promised. Once or twice was ok, but everyday for months was a pass take and my staff starting asking questions. |
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Libs are Liars...Woof! User ID: 77878807 United States 07/06/2020 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was feeling lazy and craving pizza, (meaning I did not want to cook that chicken breast tonight!) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76907677 so I ordered a medium cheese pizza, well I got in the shower as they said 45 min.... in 10 minutes they were knocking, I got out of the shower all wet and still having soap on... I hastily put on a set of swim trunks and answered the door, I figured I at least got something on, the hottest 18yr old ever was at the door, black hair, big gorgeous blue eyes and very small frame, maybe an B cup... her eyes were wide, very wide! I was like OMG! I think she digs me, so I went back in and told her to wait in the living room, well, to make it more weird she saw the remote and turned on the tv, put on some conspiracy doc on Netflix... I heard that as I was frantically looking for her tip, I came back and gave her a 5 dollar tip and said "thank you, I see you like gaming", as she was looking around at my 3 arcade machines which are in the living room, she says I love videogames! So I say "hey those machines are open for business, they're on free play, stop by anytime you wanna play, so she hits start and begins a game of Rage of the Dragons, then she loses one round and stops and says she has to go, I say "ok, what's your name?" She is looking at me very surprised and wide eyed... I say, "sorry I don't mean to be pretentious", she says "Amy..L..Long"... I say "Long?" Then she says "uh.. uh, sorry I mean, Hu... l" then she cracks up and starts laughing, and then I look down at my swim trunks and half my cock has found its way out of them and there it is... my veiny jaggerslayer is resting making me turn all sorts of red! I suddenly tell her to please leave, she composes herself and I am there thinking she is laughing at my penis, I covered up with a couch cushion, she passes by and as she is at the door she says, "I'm sorry don't think I was laughing at you... you have an amazing body, just put clothes on baby"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"... Then she tells me what time she gets off work, so should I try going by there? or call her up? I feel so embarrassed... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78154726 07/07/2020 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s gets more and more difficulty by the day. That’s why it’s better to sui younger, because once you reach a certain age, you already know they’re never gonna want you and you’ll just be a revolting sack of old blob to them |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79120756 07/07/2020 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s gets more and more difficulty by the day. That’s why it’s better to sui younger, because once you reach a certain age, you already know they’re never gonna want you and you’ll just be a revolting sack of old blob to them Lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79103195 United States 07/08/2020 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was feeling lazy and craving pizza, (meaning I did not want to cook that chicken breast tonight!) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76907677 so I ordered a medium cheese pizza, well I got in the shower as they said 45 min.... in 10 minutes they were knocking, I got out of the shower all wet and still having soap on... I hastily put on a set of swim trunks and answered the door, I figured I at least got something on, the hottest 18yr old ever was at the door, black hair, big gorgeous blue eyes and very small frame, maybe an B cup... her eyes were wide, very wide! I was like OMG! I think she digs me, so I went back in and told her to wait in the living room, well, to make it more weird she saw the remote and turned on the tv, put on some conspiracy doc on Netflix... I heard that as I was frantically looking for her tip, I came back and gave her a 5 dollar tip and said "thank you, I see you like gaming", as she was looking around at my 3 arcade machines which are in the living room, she says I love videogames! So I say "hey those machines are open for business, they're on free play, stop by anytime you wanna play, so she hits start and begins a game of Rage of the Dragons, then she loses one round and stops and says she has to go, I say "ok, what's your name?" She is looking at me very surprised and wide eyed... I say, "sorry I don't mean to be pretentious", she says "Amy..L..Long"... I say "Long?" Then she says "uh.. uh, sorry I mean, Hu... l" then she cracks up and starts laughing, and then I look down at my swim trunks and half my cock has found its way out of them and there it is... my veiny jaggerslayer is resting making me turn all sorts of red! I suddenly tell her to please leave, she composes herself and I am there thinking she is laughing at my penis, I covered up with a couch cushion, she passes by and as she is at the door she says, "I'm sorry don't think I was laughing at you... you have an amazing body, just put clothes on baby"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"... Then she tells me what time she gets off work, so should I try going by there? or call her up? I feel so embarrassed... Then you woke up and thought wow what a cool dream. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79125083 07/08/2020 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was feeling lazy and craving pizza, (meaning I did not want to cook that chicken breast tonight!) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76907677 so I ordered a medium cheese pizza, well I got in the shower as they said 45 min.... in 10 minutes they were knocking, I got out of the shower all wet and still having soap on... I hastily put on a set of swim trunks and answered the door, I figured I at least got something on, the hottest 18yr old ever was at the door, black hair, big gorgeous blue eyes and very small frame, maybe an B cup... her eyes were wide, very wide! I was like OMG! I think she digs me, so I went back in and told her to wait in the living room, well, to make it more weird she saw the remote and turned on the tv, put on some conspiracy doc on Netflix... I heard that as I was frantically looking for her tip, I came back and gave her a 5 dollar tip and said "thank you, I see you like gaming", as she was looking around at my 3 arcade machines which are in the living room, she says I love videogames! So I say "hey those machines are open for business, they're on free play, stop by anytime you wanna play, so she hits start and begins a game of Rage of the Dragons, then she loses one round and stops and says she has to go, I say "ok, what's your name?" She is looking at me very surprised and wide eyed... I say, "sorry I don't mean to be pretentious", she says "Amy..L..Long"... I say "Long?" Then she says "uh.. uh, sorry I mean, Hu... l" then she cracks up and starts laughing, and then I look down at my swim trunks and half my cock has found its way out of them and there it is... my veiny jaggerslayer is resting making me turn all sorts of red! I suddenly tell her to please leave, she composes herself and I am there thinking she is laughing at my penis, I covered up with a couch cushion, she passes by and as she is at the door she says, "I'm sorry don't think I was laughing at you... you have an amazing body, just put clothes on baby"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"... Then she tells me what time she gets off work, so should I try going by there? or call her up? I feel so embarrassed... Then you woke up and thought wow what a cool dream. Nah, I hate those dreams cuz I usually wake up right when it’s about to get really really good |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78349802 United States 07/10/2020 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the real story: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79077555 Op yells upstairs ... "MOM! can you buy me some pizza tonight!? MOM yells downstairs "NO! and stop plying with your little dick! because your scaring the dog again!" the end Ridiculous. I'm sorry I read that stupid story. I want my two minutes back. Thought it would be about something about he saw them do to the food. |
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