Cleanup on Isle 12...Guy rips one over the loudspeaker in aisle 12 | |
jkm1864
User ID: 77810344 United States 07/06/2020 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pussy Grabber Extraordinaire |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78454198 United States 07/06/2020 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That dude is so flatulent, that it must be the aliens making that much gas, I mean like damn. That sounded like an explosion. Maybe the alien probe gave him a big butt hole for the gas like that. It would have been better if it was a female though, because I'm pretty sure they do that too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76071895 United States 07/06/2020 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a kid I used to work at K-mart and We had this asshole Mr. Shanks as a manager and I'd get on the intercom all the time with a paper bag over My mouth and tell people to call a certain number and they always would because I sounded just like Him. Quoting: jkm1864 i played this song over the entire companies intercom back in 2014 in the oilfields of north dakota, at a branch with about 300 staff onsite, including the CEO, a multi millionaire. the receptionist our shop back super angry but everyone around her was cracking up |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37212618 United States 07/06/2020 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not. Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him. |
Grove Street
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78425261 United States 07/06/2020 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its real. You can tell by the look on his face and how his body reacted. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37212618 He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not. Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him. fart expert! Chinese buffet farts cause the most reverb. second is food with beans. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37212618 United States 07/06/2020 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its real. You can tell by the look on his face and how his body reacted. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37212618 He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not. Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him. fart expert! Chinese buffet farts cause the most reverb. second is food with beans. Lol. Not exactly. The "china fart" is a fart much like the chinese movie. The actors lips move but the words don't match what the lips are saying. Wouldn't call myself an expert... Something of an aficionado perhaps. |
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Alpacalips
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Alpacalips
User ID: 77694187 United States 07/06/2020 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a kid I used to work at K-mart and We had this asshole Mr. Shanks as a manager and I'd get on the intercom all the time with a paper bag over My mouth and tell people to call a certain number and they always would because I sounded just like Him. Quoting: jkm1864 If my sister and I found an unmanned microphone with the blue light cart, we would get on the microphone and announce a blue light special, LOL. We would also pick up the mics and page funny names. |
monkey4truth
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Alpacalips
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Katipo2017
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78986815 United States 07/06/2020 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its real. You can tell by the look on his face and how his body reacted. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37212618 He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not. Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him. are you an author? That was some nice narration. |
Butch DeFeo
User ID: 53505556 United States 07/06/2020 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fake - he added audio for that fart sound. Probably some synthesizer off Ableton. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Aphex Twin
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75539787 United States 07/07/2020 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its real. You can tell by the look on his face and how his body reacted. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37212618 He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not. Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him. fart expert! Chinese buffet farts cause the most reverb. second is food with beans. Lol. Not exactly. The "china fart" is a fart much like the chinese movie. The actors lips move but the words don't match what the lips are saying. Wouldn't call myself an expert... Something of an aficionado perhaps. I don't know, it definitely sounds like cabbage was involved. |
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