Cleanup on Isle 12...Guy rips one over the loudspeaker in aisle 12

As a kid I used to work at K-mart and We had this asshole Mr. Shanks as a manager and I'd get on the intercom all the time with a paper bag over My mouth and tell people to call a certain number and they always would because I sounded just like Him.

That dude is so flatulent, that it must be the aliens making that much gas, I mean like damn. That sounded like an explosion. Maybe the alien probe gave him a big butt hole for the gas like that.

It would have been better if it was a female though, because I'm pretty sure they do that too.

i played this song over the entire companies intercom back in 2014 in the oilfields of north dakota, at a branch with about 300 staff onsite, including the CEO, a multi millionaire.



the receptionist our shop back super angry but everyone around her was cracking up

Couldve been one of those short concentrated bursts though .

Sounded like a tug boat.

Its real. You can tell by the look on his face and how his body reacted.

He pushed out, creating the sound. Most likely a Chinese fart, when the sound and push seem off... But its not.
Although he heard the fart, he was surprised because he continued to push and fart did indeed come out. He didn't count on finishing with a SBD. After he finishes, his body does the involuntary "proud fart dance" and you can see a slight smile of satisfaction. He quickly pulls it together and walks in the other direction of the fart as to not drag it with him.

the phone just got the rona! hope he didnt dial collect!

fart expert!

Chinese buffet farts cause the most reverb.

second is food with beans.

Lol. Not exactly. The "china fart" is a fart much like the chinese movie. The actors lips move but the words don't match what the lips are saying.

Wouldn't call myself an expert... Something of an aficionado perhaps.

If you guys like that kinda shit here's some gold for you.
LMAO
PS there's a bunch more this idiot on his channel

It’s as close as men get to giving birth

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Stuck it’s landing!

OMG I did it, I peed in my pants and learned a new word-to rip one.
This is so enriching!

If my sister and I found an unmanned microphone with the blue light cart, we would get on the microphone and announce a blue light special, LOL. We would also pick up the mics and page funny names.

I remember going to Kmart with my mom back in the day..when I'd wander off to look at toys and crap..then I'd need to find her..I'd go to the intercom and let a Huge burp go over the PA..she'd find me real quick LOL

Lol, no volume but that was funny. ;p

Thanks for the laugh.

Jesus Christ! I had to change my pants after laughing so hard at the loudspeaker fart. Now I'm just going to go take a shower.

are you an author? That was some nice narration.

Fake - he added audio for that fart sound.
Probably some synthesizer off Ableton.

That was one of them healthy farts right there

I don't know, it definitely sounds like cabbage was involved.

Wouldn't want to be the next person to use that microphone.

The last trump of the fartocalypse.

Last Edited by The Ghost of Comedian on 07/07/2020 03:38 AM

How old are you? 10?

The whole supermarket smells it too now! ;-p