Walked Into A Putrid Fart In The Grocery Store

You mean your mask didn't save you from the stench???

Covid fart?

You got his poop particles in your nose

75 feet of stink
thats because you were following the source
you were following the trail of shit particles in the air

by friday night you'll be on a ventilator
by monday you'll be dead

should have worn your mask

Particles...in my nostrils...makes me happyyyyyyyy

Particles...in my eyes can make me cryyyyyyy

You breathed Mediterranean shitballs through a N95. Murica!!

You got Poopied.

Was he headed for the toilet paper section?

It was on your tongue.

:jrylg:

You were forced to breathe almost pure fart. Your body was putting his fart into your blood cells with oxygen. You were running on fart.
I am so tired of people farting in shops. I have had to walk out of lots of shops this month because of people farting.

Reminds me of a time in walmart. Was in an aisle, let out a silent but deadly while leaving. A late 40-50 year old man speed walks into the aisle right after I exited(didn't see me), and he damned near almost vomited(made the almost about to vomit sound and everything. If he ate something right before going to the store, he probably would of vomited).

I had to head to the other side of the store, because it took everything in me to not start laughing hysterically.

That is ok, AC. One time at my local Brookshires a few years back I had crop dusted an aisle I was in. It was the single most demonic smelling fart I have ever laid. Less than a minute later an older couple went came down the same aisle. They passed us almost as quickly as they came through. They both looked at me as though I as mere dirt to them and had the sheer audacity to even dare look at their richness.

I smiled rather evilly when they reached the end of the aisle and the old woman dropped her high end looking purse on the floor. She loudly gasped for air as she picked up her purse from the floor. Both of them sounded as though they were gagging as they practically ran away from the far end of the aisle.

Then less five minutes later I had to use the restroom there and boy! That was the single most foul dump I had ever abandoned at a public place too.

for flatulence

you got blm covid.

Its great when you get older you can just do it and smile at people

Now you got the rona

If you can smell it, it CAN infect you.



Last Edited by Butch DeFeo on 07/09/2020 04:35 PM

It couldn't have been mine. I wear a mask inside my skivvies.

OP's probably the guy who's always posting (spamming) about sharting.....probably loved every second of it!

Yep. I had a biology professor that used to call it "farticles." Everyone in the lecture hall had a good laugh, but then he explained that's what it really is. Tiny feces particles.

Then it was a little sickening.

And then think about these fabric masks. Those particles are much larger than viruses, but they can still pass right through pants to get out in the wild, and then through more masks to get up your nose.

It's all so ridiculous!

My last wife and I went to the grocery after eating Thai food. We may have been the only people in the store except for the lady monitoring the self check out lane. I left a silent but deadly atomic fart that made the wife leave. I blamed 'whoever that old lady was' and managed to not laugh until I left the store. I still chuckle twenty years later.

OP will die a horrible death in a few weeks....
my condolences in advance-,,,,