Chrissy Teigen WOWS is bikini!

How on earth is this woman a fucking model, I will never know. YUCK!

Hours and Hours of photoshop.

Holy thunderbutt. That bikini will take a surgeon to remove.

Jealous much?

This is 99% of men knowing they will never be able to bed a woman as hot as her..

So is this type of thing like a paid shill extra credit assignment.

It's all the same, push a false premise, insult respondents while trying to "sway" people to your original premise.

I'm sorry, but she's.....not hot(not in that pic, maybe 20 years ago).

I see much hotter women working at Kwik Trip when I go in for a 20oz pepsi.

She looks like a fat slug with a scrunched up ewok face!

Id still hit...

she hit Mexico all rite.. now they got a black eye.

Just no

This is a bikini

She’s got a dent in her left cheek.

So more posters see the OP's extremely low bar when it comes to his fantasy of banging old ugly hags.

BBC traffic jam accident.

Probably more internal. Like where a KFC family meal and a large supreme collided while trying to fatten up the same space.

Ass dimples.

Could be. It is odd whatever it is. A buttcheeck pothole.

Aren't dimples supposed to be on both sides?

Yes, and generally about 6 inches or so up from the middle of the cheek......

dude the day will come when a chick like her will seem out of reach...

The attitude of a loser.

I've seen plenty of guys in their 60's that work out, eat well and totally pull down thinner/more in shape girls in their 40's.

They all looked like that in the 80's

don't know what the fuck happened to America.

Must be the computer.

Its a man, baby. This thread is gay.

Haha. Very true.

She is very very ugly. And her body is nasty.

But john legend is a dog too.

They make a ruff match!

Ladyboy

Damn, I just ate.

Warn me next time.