I’m being stalked by 33 intelligence agencies

33 persons from the same agency is weak.

You remind me of "the cancer man" in X-Files.

The humans are onto us. We must do more to disguise our existence among them. Otherwise, the colony is doomed!

I’m sure soon they’ll actually find out where I live.

So you are low on the totem pole. Let me know when you hit 100

Are you talking about terrestrial agencies.......




Dude, that's said.

I've got a few different solar systems trying to hunt me down.

You must be pretty special then.

So what proof do you have?

And what is your description of difference between Watched and Stalked?

I’m not very interesting, I’m only trying to take down the global deep state.

I’ve restricted my services to Earth bound entities only, sad I know.

How exciting for you.

Get off here then this place is like a freeway sign

Yeah I know.

Like the dude who lives down the street and always leaves right after me.

Or the guy on the corner who is always outside smoking a cigarette with his phone in the other hand.

Or the lady at the supermarket who always comes over to serve me.

Or the dude that delivers my packages.

Or the guy who delivers my Ubereats orders.

Or the chick who walks past my house every time I’m outside.

Da matrix is brreaaakkkingggg

Every time I get a new job, someone new starts shortly thereafter...

Did they just bring the furniture or did you have to order it? Was it free?

Let me guess, Dishwasher?

And giving your info to 1.

People that think this shit are vain as hell and it shows.

Lots of luck and best wishes. keep in mind Intelligence agencies are an oxymoron

10 for two realms and 13 for this one?

There are not 33 intelligence agencies, dumbfuck.

ex-military? yeah tiresome isn't it

If you can't make yourself look supper important on the internet, then where can you?

This isn't the 1970's. Standing around the local gas station telling people you are a secret agent just doesn't work anymore.

So, behold, the internet. And since it's in print, it makes it so much ore real......

Wait till they start calling you. Then you trace back the call and find out it's a local chapter of a 3 letter agency. Then you know you are on their radar...

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