US govt has a 5 Billion dollar bounty on me...ask me anything...

US airforce bombed my rural farm into the ground June 2000...the farm resurrected itself after 3 days in the blink of an eye...

Listen... Why don't you just take a picture from your spaceship holding up a sign saying "Hi, this is King Triade" with a nice view of space and earth in the background out the window.

I'm the ground Commander...I'm not on a ship. I'm at a base with a 5th dimensional weapon system called the Sword...I bring you but a Sword...

Is that you Sheldon cooper ??

P.s , your not real good at answering the questions you wanted so bad

Is the bounty adjusted for inflation?

Now now , don't be mean to Jesus, play nice

Minute man got taken out in flight. no one died but my 3 dogs and they came back to life...I knew the bombers were coming my commanders warned me. I was a mile away hiding in the woods when they blew my base up...how do you cover up a farm resurrecting itself?...you don't have too...

They raise the bounty all the time...I told you it started at just one million dollars...

Punk I had my life completely destroyed, for saving you from becoming Alien food...

Well its obviously working..... just keep with the same strategy.... The mask may also help in throwing them

Dont be mean............ Hes doing well....

LOL..Good to see you Cynical...

So any of you evil fucks wanna try and collect?...

I see by your other threads you are also King of the universe
Think you'd have more friends .........

That you Pedro?

You lost me at “I am Christ”

Hope they find you

i know how that is, im sure somehow I've been gifted a similar fate
as I see it
like your 5 billion bounty on yer head

mines gone interstellar
that's about how much they wasted and blew on you so far in arears for hypocracy and worse in their bureaucratic primeval, primordial, prehistoric junk system malfunctioning and twisting the words back to cavemen

kepp it up cause
5 billions what they blow a year
or more now
to float their boat over top of my grave per year,
but that's just good ole' me; I being lenient and not going for the throat on their entire cockamamie fools gambit
inevitably domed to failure
and debetors prison for them and their decendants, also charged to ancestory when their devils meet the end of their breeding lines and the whole tree is zapped by lightning' sap boils' family tree explodes.

Yes I am the King of the Universe. here on a secret mission to stop a Draconian alien takeover of Earth...I am sided with the human race in the battle. that's why the US govt has a bounty on me...

I saved you from becoming alien food...you are welcome...

So are you an alien then?

No, I am a man empowered by God...