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I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!

 
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07/23/2020 03:14 PM
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I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!
So I was selected to participate in another time travel mission, this time to the year 3240. The mission control unit said it would take 45 seconds, well in 10 seconds the portal was already opening. Unprepared and still hazy from the brief travel mediation, I hastily tried to align myself prepare for exit...

The hottest 18yr humanoid was on the other side of the portal door. Small robotic frame, long, silky black hair, the most realistic silicone skin you’ve ever seen, and clear vivid blue, super optic, extreme HD eyes! She greets me with “Hello traveler, welcome!” And I’m like “OMG I think she digs me!” I make sure to try and follow proper protocol before I exit out, when I say, “Hello! How are you? What’s your name?”

The humanoid begins flushing in color, and in a malfunction sounding way just says “um...um...um...um..”, I say, “is everything ok, are you alright?”, she says, “oh yes, thank you! My name is Makhina Hung”, I say, “HUNG?”, She says, “oh, no, sorry, mean um...um...Hex...uh!” Then starts breaking down in synthetic laughter. I look down and notice that while I was standing in the portal opening, half my cock was hanging right out of it! And there it was... My veiny chronoslayer was dormant and resting, making me turn all sorts of red! (FYI: Everything is supposed to be completely inside until you’re ok’d by the greeter on the other side, and an organic body is supposed to be completely naked while traveling in the unit, only thing allowed that can go through is the plasma coordinate pad ray gun. That device/defensive weapon also assists in making time travel work)

I suddenly tell her to please leave and beam me back! She composed herself and I’m here thinking she’s laughing at my penis! I covered up with my ray gun and as she’s at the door she says, “I'm sorry, don't think I was laughing at you... You have an amazing body, just stay behind the portal, baby!"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"...

Then she gives me her time map coordinates and chrono-location.

Sooo, should I try going by there? Or try to check and if I can communicate with her?

I feel so embarrassed...
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07/23/2020 03:22 PM
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lol
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07/23/2020 03:23 PM
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goon
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07/23/2020 03:25 PM
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I do this often, when borrowing close frineds minds, to get better outcomes LOL
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07/23/2020 03:29 PM
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Do they deliver pizza in the year 3240?
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07/23/2020 03:33 PM
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GLP gold
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07/23/2020 03:44 PM
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Does Dr. Fauci exist in the year 3240?

Do we still have to wear masks in the year 3240?
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07/23/2020 06:26 PM
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Everything seems lovely in the year 3240 hf
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07/23/2020 06:41 PM

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Wake up, you're dreaming.
I believe in science NOT religion. Giving me bad karma for that, is anti-religious (you're passing judgement) I am just a man. Of no significance. Who found religion to be full of lies, and wrong doing, conflicted teachings
I understand microwave communications.
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07/23/2020 06:42 PM
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So did she “beam” you up?
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07/23/2020 06:42 PM
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Everything seems lovely in the year 3240 hf
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It will be.
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07/23/2020 07:02 PM
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Re: I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!
So I was selected to participate in another time travel mission, this time to the year 3240. The mission control unit said it would take 45 seconds, well in 10 seconds the portal was already opening. Unprepared and still hazy from the brief travel mediation, I hastily tried to align myself prepare for exit...

The hottest 18yr humanoid was on the other side of the portal door. Small robotic frame, long, silky black hair, the most realistic silicone skin you’ve ever seen, and clear vivid blue, super optic, extreme HD eyes! She greets me with “Hello traveler, welcome!” And I’m like “OMG I think she digs me!” I make sure to try and follow proper protocol before I exit out, when I say, “Hello! How are you? What’s your name?”

The humanoid begins flushing in color, and in a malfunction sounding way just says “um...um...um...um..”, I say, “is everything ok, are you alright?”, she says, “oh yes, thank you! My name is Makhina Hung”, I say, “HUNG?”, She says, “oh, no, sorry, mean um...um...Hex...uh!” Then starts breaking down in synthetic laughter. I look down and notice that while I was standing in the portal opening, half my cock was hanging right out of it! And there it was... My veiny chronoslayer was dormant and resting, making me turn all sorts of red! (FYI: Everything is supposed to be completely inside until you’re ok’d by the greeter on the other side, and an organic body is supposed to be completely naked while traveling in the unit, only thing allowed that can go through is the plasma coordinate pad ray gun. That device/defensive weapon also assists in making time travel work)

I suddenly tell her to please leave and beam me back! She composed herself and I’m here thinking she’s laughing at my penis! I covered up with my ray gun and as she’s at the door she says, “I'm sorry, don't think I was laughing at you... You have an amazing body, just stay behind the portal, baby!"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"...

Then she gives me her time map coordinates and chrono-location.

Sooo, should I try going by there? Or try to check and if I can communicate with her?

I feel so embarrassed...
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epiclol
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Are you by any chance from Florida because you have the worst luck with hotties no matter which dimension you're in.
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07/23/2020 07:17 PM
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Are you by any chance from Florida because you have the worst luck with hotties no matter which dimension you're in.
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Wait! But Trin’s from Florida!?!?!?
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07/23/2020 07:19 PM
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Re: I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!
So I was selected to participate in another time travel mission, this time to the year 3240. The mission control unit said it would take 45 seconds, well in 10 seconds the portal was already opening. Unprepared and still hazy from the brief travel mediation, I hastily tried to align myself prepare for exit...

The hottest 18yr humanoid was on the other side of the portal door. Small robotic frame, long, silky black hair, the most realistic silicone skin you’ve ever seen, and clear vivid blue, super optic, extreme HD eyes! She greets me with “Hello traveler, welcome!” And I’m like “OMG I think she digs me!” I make sure to try and follow proper protocol before I exit out, when I say, “Hello! How are you? What’s your name?”

The humanoid begins flushing in color, and in a malfunction sounding way just says “um...um...um...um..”, I say, “is everything ok, are you alright?”, she says, “oh yes, thank you! My name is Makhina Hung”, I say, “HUNG?”, She says, “oh, no, sorry, mean um...um...Hex...uh!” Then starts breaking down in synthetic laughter. I look down and notice that while I was standing in the portal opening, half my cock was hanging right out of it! And there it was... My veiny chronoslayer was dormant and resting, making me turn all sorts of red! (FYI: Everything is supposed to be completely inside until you’re ok’d by the greeter on the other side, and an organic body is supposed to be completely naked while traveling in the unit, only thing allowed that can go through is the plasma coordinate pad ray gun. That device/defensive weapon also assists in making time travel work)

I suddenly tell her to please leave and beam me back! She composed herself and I’m here thinking she’s laughing at my penis! I covered up with my ray gun and as she’s at the door she says, “I'm sorry, don't think I was laughing at you... You have an amazing body, just stay behind the portal, baby!"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"...

Then she gives me her time map coordinates and chrono-location.

Sooo, should I try going by there? Or try to check and if I can communicate with her?

I feel so embarrassed...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79180598


Did you see Fry in the chrono-location chamber membrane?
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07/23/2020 07:31 PM
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Are you by any chance from Florida because you have the worst luck with hotties no matter which dimension you're in.
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Wait! But Trin’s from Florida!?!?!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74436530


Shocked
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07/23/2020 08:26 PM
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epiclol
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07/23/2020 08:29 PM
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Typical guy, someone looks at you, “I think she digs me!” HAAAA!!!! You guys kill us!! Actually, she probably did.
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07/24/2020 12:08 AM
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bump
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07/24/2020 12:11 AM
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What happened to Amy, Linda and Giselle? rolleyes
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norespect
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76754172


That YouTuber host must be from the past because he needs to cut that 80s mop asap!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76754172


That YouTuber host must be from the past because he needs to cut that 80s mop asap!
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Lol and now he has that Civil war stache too lol
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You never time traveled.
Time travel is a ridiculous concept.
Even if it were possible i really doubt that a species which is so ignorant could EVER, in a billion years, know how to apply it for the betterment of all.

Keep dribbling you mental dribble.
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07/24/2020 03:12 PM
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You never time traveled.
Time travel is a ridiculous concept.
Even if it were possible i really doubt that a species which is so ignorant could EVER, in a billion years, know how to apply it for the betterment of all.

Keep dribbling you mental dribble.
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You didn't really think OP was being serious. Did you?
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07/24/2020 03:13 PM
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more basement incel fantasy
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Re: I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!
You never time traveled.
Time travel is a ridiculous concept.
Even if it were possible i really doubt that a species which is so ignorant could EVER, in a billion years, know how to apply it for the betterment of all.

Keep dribbling you mental dribble.
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Dude! You are retarded! You don’t know jack shit!

I believe in op! I think he’s telling the truth! Go back and enjoy your tree fiddy dude!
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This guy again?
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Re: I Will Never Time Travel Again!!!
Looks like someones' been using Uncle Rico's time machine again:

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76754172


That YouTuber host must be from the past because he needs to cut that 80s mop asap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79183654


Whang is hilarious and awesome and the look fits his personality perfectly.





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