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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74436530 United States 07/23/2020 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I was selected to participate in another time travel mission, this time to the year 3240. The mission control unit said it would take 45 seconds, well in 10 seconds the portal was already opening. Unprepared and still hazy from the brief travel mediation, I hastily tried to align myself prepare for exit... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79180598 The hottest 18yr humanoid was on the other side of the portal door. Small robotic frame, long, silky black hair, the most realistic silicone skin you’ve ever seen, and clear vivid blue, super optic, extreme HD eyes! She greets me with “Hello traveler, welcome!” And I’m like “OMG I think she digs me!” I make sure to try and follow proper protocol before I exit out, when I say, “Hello! How are you? What’s your name?” The humanoid begins flushing in color, and in a malfunction sounding way just says “um...um...um...um..”, I say, “is everything ok, are you alright?”, she says, “oh yes, thank you! My name is Makhina Hung”, I say, “HUNG?”, She says, “oh, no, sorry, mean um...um...Hex...uh!” Then starts breaking down in synthetic laughter. I look down and notice that while I was standing in the portal opening, half my cock was hanging right out of it! And there it was... My veiny chronoslayer was dormant and resting, making me turn all sorts of red! (FYI: Everything is supposed to be completely inside until you’re ok’d by the greeter on the other side, and an organic body is supposed to be completely naked while traveling in the unit, only thing allowed that can go through is the plasma coordinate pad ray gun. That device/defensive weapon also assists in making time travel work) I suddenly tell her to please leave and beam me back! She composed herself and I’m here thinking she’s laughing at my penis! I covered up with my ray gun and as she’s at the door she says, “I'm sorry, don't think I was laughing at you... You have an amazing body, just stay behind the portal, baby!"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"... Then she gives me her time map coordinates and chrono-location. Sooo, should I try going by there? Or try to check and if I can communicate with her? I feel so embarrassed... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78356727 United States 07/23/2020 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I was selected to participate in another time travel mission, this time to the year 3240. The mission control unit said it would take 45 seconds, well in 10 seconds the portal was already opening. Unprepared and still hazy from the brief travel mediation, I hastily tried to align myself prepare for exit... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79180598 The hottest 18yr humanoid was on the other side of the portal door. Small robotic frame, long, silky black hair, the most realistic silicone skin you’ve ever seen, and clear vivid blue, super optic, extreme HD eyes! She greets me with “Hello traveler, welcome!” And I’m like “OMG I think she digs me!” I make sure to try and follow proper protocol before I exit out, when I say, “Hello! How are you? What’s your name?” The humanoid begins flushing in color, and in a malfunction sounding way just says “um...um...um...um..”, I say, “is everything ok, are you alright?”, she says, “oh yes, thank you! My name is Makhina Hung”, I say, “HUNG?”, She says, “oh, no, sorry, mean um...um...Hex...uh!” Then starts breaking down in synthetic laughter. I look down and notice that while I was standing in the portal opening, half my cock was hanging right out of it! And there it was... My veiny chronoslayer was dormant and resting, making me turn all sorts of red! (FYI: Everything is supposed to be completely inside until you’re ok’d by the greeter on the other side, and an organic body is supposed to be completely naked while traveling in the unit, only thing allowed that can go through is the plasma coordinate pad ray gun. That device/defensive weapon also assists in making time travel work) I suddenly tell her to please leave and beam me back! She composed herself and I’m here thinking she’s laughing at my penis! I covered up with my ray gun and as she’s at the door she says, “I'm sorry, don't think I was laughing at you... You have an amazing body, just stay behind the portal, baby!"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"... Then she gives me her time map coordinates and chrono-location. Sooo, should I try going by there? Or try to check and if I can communicate with her? I feel so embarrassed... Did you see Fry in the chrono-location chamber membrane? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79164640 United States 07/24/2020 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never time traveled. Quoting: Plebs all around 78378688 Time travel is a ridiculous concept. Even if it were possible i really doubt that a species which is so ignorant could EVER, in a billion years, know how to apply it for the betterment of all. Keep dribbling you mental dribble. You didn't really think OP was being serious. Did you? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72491326 United States 07/24/2020 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never time traveled. Quoting: Plebs all around 78378688 Time travel is a ridiculous concept. Even if it were possible i really doubt that a species which is so ignorant could EVER, in a billion years, know how to apply it for the betterment of all. Keep dribbling you mental dribble. Dude! You are retarded! You don’t know jack shit! I believe in op! I think he’s telling the truth! Go back and enjoy your tree fiddy dude! |
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