My boyfriend said “Shazam!” when he came last night :/

It was our 3rd night in a row of back door funtime and it was really good. I thought he said something like “god damn” but I asked him and he admitted it was “Shazam”. It’s very rare that he ever says anything because he’s kinda “special” like that.

its his BF's name

Does he remember Sinbad playing the part? If so, you got your shit pushed in by a Mandela tard. Consider yourself lucky.

It's a password...

Didn't he say "Open Says Me" before that...

Is that like an African name or something?

Oh! My my my

Yep. That was old Jim Nabors' catchphrase.

Lol no he’s like autistic or something

Get in line
Thread: LOOKING FOR A GOOD MAN

OUCH!

Oh I already have a good man! He Shazam’s me real good and cuddles me long time

He might be banging her in two different timelines at the same time. Legit.

Looks like he hit the right words then...

shazam [invented word; earliest recorded use in the date range 1930 - 1969] - Used by conjurors to introduce an extraordinary deed, story or transformation.

there is also that app to find music though.. [link to play.google.com (secure)]

Holy moly *mind blown*

Thanks! So it’s a music app as well! Interesting...

If you took a ride on me then YOU will be the one saying "Shazam!"

Hey, there's a link to a thread I started yrs ago - soon after the wife died. If you think backdoor fun is fun TRY THIS and REPORT BACK. If you're flexible enuf you can do BOTH at once and I promise you, you'll be speaking in tongues.

that is the word he has been using while practicing his delivery of anal sex with random men at the local truck stop

you are disgusting for allowing a man to sodomize you like that

your parents should have raised you better

Is he a Family Guy fan?

faces of anal volume 3

You should be very worried posing as a woman even though you have a tree trunk.

Are actually female or a guy who changed into a female and fishing for reactions on GLP? Because you don't seem like a female who just took it in the back door three days in a row.

Did he turn into Capt Marvel?

Probably what this twisted fantasy is getting at.

Can you give a hint so I can find the thread?

Can you tell me why? :)



Go be miserable by yourself, prude



Yes, how’d you know?

I’m not posing so no worries!



I’m female, how is a female who took it 3 days in a row in the black door supposed to seem? Have you ever been around one to know?

what is your and his star sign op??

Thought that you asked him not to call you by your first name anymore.