Two US air bases in the Middle East went on high alert briefly early Tuesday: intelligence indicators showed an Iranian ballistic missile fired

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Hamdi
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The increased alert status was a precautionary move given short flight times for missiles in the region officials said. In the end no missile approached the area - officials said - and are analyzing data to assess what happened. #Iran

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Personnel at Al-Udeid in #Qatar and Al-Dhafra in the #UAE were ordered to take cover for several minutes until an all clear was sounded. This would have involved ensuring everyone was in a bunker or hardened building. #Iran

so their equipment is broke dick

Their missile?


Our detection equipment?

Possible reason for our jumpiness:

Aurora Intel - #StayHome
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#IRGC have begun their Great Prophet XIV war games in the Strait of Hormuz. #Iran

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Thanks for the pin.

Here's my take so far:


Either our detection equipment is crap (bad news) or the Iranians really did launch a missile (very bad news, but perhaps that missile was crap).


Hard to tell what really went down yet.

Fox News:


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Two bases in Middle East housing U.S. troops and aircraft went on high alert when 3 Iranian missiles splashed down in waters near the bases Tues. as part of Iran’s military exercises: official

Missiles landed "close enough" to Al Dhafra in UAE and Al Udeid in Qatar for concern

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Sounds like the report was true and they were real missiles (plural).

sounds like a few people sht their pants

Hopefully the missiles are just shit

Well, I think the missiles were a shot over our bow as it were.

Not necessarily malfunctoning.

I'm hearing a war starting this weekend somewhere in the world

Fake Isreal is getting a message.

Here's a song for the Gewvankas.

I wasn't told where I'm guessing the Middle East

splash down in the water?

so the missiles went for a swim?

Iran tests their ballistic missiles on a regular basis, just to keep us on our toes.

We shot them both down.

It's all fun and games until someone's missiles DON'T go for a swim.

Meanwhile:

Thread: At least two rockets Rocket landed in military side of Baghdad International Airport hosting #US troops. They’ve been fired from Abu Ghraib area

USAF LJ35 Saudi Arabia heading to the Gulf


USAF C560 from Kuwait over Bahrain

Nothing will happen

Ok, thanks for your incisive and well-reasoned analysis.

Grunt: Yo bro, pass that blunt...

CO: Hang on man it’s still my turn...

Grunt: You know apparently we’re on high alert?

CO: No shit, this stuff is awesome...

DOOM ON!!! DOOM ON!!!

#BREAKING: A few minutes ago,#Israel Air Force drones detected a group of #Hezbollah members infiltrating the border with #Lebanon near Shtula / שְׁתוּלָ&#149​2; Upper Galilee. #Israel Air Force's AH-64 attack helicopters are on their ways to the area to hunt them.

#BREAKING: Local sources from Shtula say that infiltration of the #Hezbollah terrorists into the #Israel-#Lebanon border is confirmed. The roads are closed & people are advised by #IDF to stay at home & turn off all the lights. #IDF & #IAF is searching the area for the terrorists


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