Texas Man gone wrong thread - post your favorite Texas man stories, articles, headlines w/links here.

I'll start:

"Naked Texas man chases down female driver, dies after campus police use stun gun on him"

"A naked man who allegedly chased down a female driver in El Paso, Texas early Tuesday died in custody after university police used a stun gun or taser to subdue him, according to reports."
[link to www.foxnews.com (secure)]