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You don’t really need toilet paper.

 
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You don’t really need toilet paper.
You don’t really need toilet paper.

TP is nice, but humans got along fine without it for at least 70,000 years (I’m pretty sure I read that in Sapiens) if not much longer. It’s only recently that people in certain countries have become dependent on these small white squares.

What did they use before that? What do billions of people use right now? And what should we be using today?

Water.

And a hand.
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With the continuing tp shortage, this looks like a timely article. I've been all over the world and was never sure was to do with the bottles of water or even the squirt hoses laying by the holes in the floor.
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
disgusting!
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
Is that the agenda here? To wean the useless eaters off toilet paper for the good of the planet?
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
Is that the agenda here? To wean the useless eaters off toilet paper for the good of the planet?
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could be
Warning: JustSomeGuy_42 is a publicly confessed unvaxxed neophiliac .

If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
of all evil.
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
disgusting!
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I still don't see how you can get all the 'remnants' out from under one's fingernails. Maybe that's why it's considered impolite to use one's left hand for anything in public in the Middle East.
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If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
You don’t really need toilet paper.

TP is nice, but humans got along fine without it for at least 70,000 years (I’m pretty sure I read that in Sapiens) if not much longer. It’s only recently that people in certain countries have become dependent on these small white squares.

What did they use before that? What do billions of people use right now? And what should we be using today?

Water.

And a hand.
 Quoting: vice.com: [link to www.vice.com (secure)]


With the continuing tp shortage, this looks like a timely article. I've been all over the world and was never sure was to do with the bottles of water or even the squirt hoses laying by the holes in the floor.
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best post ever. finally!! it made my time worth it!

thank you op!!! you are the best!!!
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
I know someone who just got a bidet.

No more need for toilet paper.

That’s one way to deal with it lol.
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
My friend from Cuba thought Americans were gross for the paper. He had a bidet, as he said, like all civilized people. They are pretty nice. I stayed at a house in LA with one.

What's totally gross is that certain cultures don't flush toilet paper. My heavens... don't stop to use the bathroom in New Mexico if you are driving through. Plan ahead. It's scary.

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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
My friend from Cuba thought Americans were gross for the paper. He had a bidet, as he said, like all civilized people. They are pretty nice. I stayed at a house in LA with one.

What's totally gross is that certain cultures don't flush toilet paper. My heavens... don't stop to use the bathroom in New Mexico if you are driving through. Plan ahead. It's scary.

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A family I know uses baby wipes for their butts.

When I run out of baby wipes and have to use toilet paper it's fucking gross. How did I ever live like such an animal? Toilet paper doesn't clean off anything, you have to use a ton to do a decent job and it leaves your butt itchy later because it's not clean.
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Re: You don’t really need toilet paper.
I went on a tour of a cigar factory in Cuba. One of my buddies had food poisoning and an extreme case of the shits and had to use one of the employee bathrooms. He basically had to do what you described. They had big buckets of rain water handy at least.





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