Because the average sheep posting on Tok Tic is holding so very many special and important secrets.

Oh, and their personal data? That is key to stuff like "the little red button." If it was compromised: one can only imagine the disastrous outcomes. What if those gym locker codes were distributed?

Or if the Taco Bell's sauce knockoff formulations people have worked so hard to get right got into the wrong hands?

Thank God they are putting a stop to this kind of reckless madness endangering our citizenry!!