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What Crazy Shit Have You Seen From COVID-19 Thus Far....I'll Go First

 
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Guy comes in the HEB grocery store in Houston Texas, starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "I'm out of work, I am hungry and I am going to eat in this Motherfucker!!!"

He goes to the freezer and starts jamming ice cream in his mouth with his fingers. He starts yelling "Mom always said, life is short...eat dessert first!!!"

He chunks the ice cream and starts opening beers trying different kinds. He then goes over to the olive bar and starts opening pre-packaged olives eating those. Everyone is watching him but no one is even remotely considering trying to stop him. He grabs a couple more items and walks out of the store.

All this happened in about 5 minutes. I would say that it was very entertaining if it wasn't so sad!!!

Your turn....
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08/02/2020 10:53 PM
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Thats a damn good one, will bump to follow for other contributions. For me its just the daily drivers by themselves in masks or the lib couples walking in the woods hand in hand both with masks
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08/02/2020 10:55 PM
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And no one shot him? Texas is full of queers
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79172879


I have not worn a face diaper yet, but everyone in Houston does. I have not seen one other person in the store without a mask, only me. I refuse to put one on and no one has said shit to me!!!
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08/02/2020 11:18 PM
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Democrat governors shutting everything down then give terrorist the thumbs up to riot.
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08/02/2020 11:22 PM
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Home wreckers still trying to homewreck. Unbelievable someone can think trying to take someone’s spouse is okay.
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08/03/2020 12:02 AM
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Democrat governors shutting everything down then give terrorist the thumbs up to riot.
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Soreasses' Rent-A-Riot!!!
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08/03/2020 12:10 AM
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79172879


Yep America has lost it's balls.
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79172879


I have not worn a face diaper yet, but everyone in Houston does. I have not seen one other person in the store without a mask, only me. I refuse to put one on and no one has said shit to me!!!
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Same.
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And no one shot him? Texas is full of queers
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Queers don't do guns, sooooo
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08/03/2020 12:26 AM
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A person in a kayak by themself in the middle of a lake with no one near them wearing a mask. This is how stupid people have become.
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08/03/2020 12:27 AM
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
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You may not know you have COVID!
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
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Yep America has lost it's balls.
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Too many sow products
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A person in a kayak by themself in the middle of a lake with no one near them wearing a mask. This is how stupid people have become.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73417127


Bunch of old people by themselves walking their dogs wearing masks. Saw 4 in one day.
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Everyone seems so focused on their money now, and today's pleasures. But what about tomorrow? And it takes money to make money. Not that anyone has time for money. Hell, give me the world's resources, and men who know how to take orders, and I'll work miracles. Not that we aren't all Jesus' geniuses, but man, it sucks when you know a lot, and everyone else seems so satisfied with dystopia. Go dig me those carrots, boy
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Saw someone in a publix (Jacksonville, FL) telling everyone to fuck off if they even looked at him because he wasn't wearing a mask. This place is pretty much the most southern Midwestern city. I love it.

Also seen multiple people I 95 in their underwear. And police let people drive by while people are dead on the road.

They don't even stop you for doing 70 in a 40

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Home wreckers still trying to homewreck. Unbelievable someone can think trying to take someone’s spouse is okay.
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CRAZY!! 20 years ago my kid worked in retail. Guys would come see her wedding band, and say “I see you are married, but are you happily married?” The wolves are out there, I bet it’s a lot worse now.
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People amuse me SS-bigdummy
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Ice cream, beer and olives sounds gassey
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Re: What Crazy Shit Have You Seen From COVID-19 Thus Far....I'll Go First
Guy comes in the HEB grocery store in Houston Texas, starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "I'm out of work, I am hungry and I am going to eat in this Motherfucker!!!"

He goes to the freezer and starts jamming ice cream in his mouth with his fingers. He starts yelling "Mom always said, life is short...eat dessert first!!!"

He chunks the ice cream and starts opening beers trying different kinds. He then goes over to the olive bar and starts opening pre-packaged olives eating those. Everyone is watching him but no one is even remotely considering trying to stop him. He grabs a couple more items and walks out of the store.

All this happened in about 5 minutes. I would say that it was very entertaining if it wasn't so sad!!!

Your turn....
 Quoting: Perma-Banned


i am surprised he wasn't going for the box of chocolates first
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You just cannot out stupid donald trump, the most informed man on earth, musing to Americans on live tv to inject bleach to treat the virus. Internal lighting comes next , but no one on earth today will ever here a world leader ever again say something as crazy, dangerous or plain cavernously idiotic as bleach injecting. Unless you saw him do it, it would not be believed.
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Oh brother! From yet another Anonymous Coward! When the whole Corona Virus problem is basically a Bioweapon released by the Deep State, with the help of their buddies, the ChiComs. The funniest thing is that they had to resort to this after Losing 50+ other attempts to remove our Great President from office! Let’s see how well all of these comments age with the Election less than 100 days away. My Prediction is that President Trump will win the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election in a Biblical Landslide that will go down in history.
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A person in a kayak by themself in the middle of a lake with no one near them wearing a mask. This is how stupid people have become.
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Ok..I think you have a mask winner there. Only way to top that would be skydiving wearing a mask.
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Re: What Crazy Shit Have You Seen From COVID-19 Thus Far....I'll Go First
You just cannot out stupid donald trump, the most informed man on earth, musing to Americans on live tv to inject bleach to treat the virus. Internal lighting comes next , but no one on earth today will ever here a world leader ever again say something as crazy, dangerous or plain cavernously idiotic as bleach injecting. Unless you saw him do it, it would not be believed.
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Spoken like a true msm bot. Haven't you got a protest to go to? I bet you're from Victoria
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A disease so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it.

People walking around everywhere with masks covering their faces looking like damn fools.
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Re: What Crazy Shit Have You Seen From COVID-19 Thus Far....I'll Go First
Home wreckers still trying to homewreck. Unbelievable someone can think trying to take someone’s spouse is okay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79031780


CRAZY!! 20 years ago my kid worked in retail. Guys would come see her wedding band, and say “I see you are married, but are you happily married?” The wolves are out there, I bet it’s a lot worse now.
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They are desperate. Chasing after a married person over 50 = pure desperation.
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People wearing masks to go hiking in the mountains. People wearing masks while walking alone outsider.
People wearing masks while driving alone with their windows rolled up.
One way aisles in bisonesses.
Masked idiots shaming, harassing and even assaulting people just for not wearing a mask or being closer than 6 feet, or going the "wrong"way downa one way aisle in a store.
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A person in a kayak by themself in the middle of a lake with no one near them wearing a mask. This is how stupid people have become.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73417127


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Lowe's and Home Depot are as packed and busy as if it was around Christmas shopping season or Black Friday.
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Just today I saw a 20 something year old guy wearing shoe covers that he took off when he got in his car from the grocery store
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Just today I saw a 20 something year old guy wearing shoe covers that he took off when he got in his car from the grocery store
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They got the young ones programmed well. The future of the species at least here looks bleak.





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