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Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask

 
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
So here in Ontario canada, its 'mandatory to wear a mask while in public indoor spaces'. So any shopping indoors everyone wears a mask.

There are, of course, exemptions to this bylaw. Here, it is illegal to ask someone what medical exemptions they have. Here is where I found my justification.

Went to several stores today, not wearing a mask. Every store had a 'guard' to enforce masking. Each time I was asked to "put on your mask".
I said " I have asthma' while tapping my chest.

The look was the same in each case. First a glance of envy, then anger, then acceptance.

Try it gang, it works like a charm.

**PS my son does have asthma and I carry one of his empty puffers in case a Karen gets hostile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78083827


I'm in Michigan, my wife and I have never worn a mask. I told my wife, if anyone tries to force you to wear one, tell them you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one. That's all they need to know. Hippa prevents them from asking what the condition is. She and I both know, the legitimate condition is, good health. For us to dawn a mask would be detrimental to our health. Breathing our own co2, and creating an atmosphere for bacterial growth etc.... she generally responds when they Ask that she put one on, what if I have a medical condition? They smile and say have a nice day and let her go on her way into the store.

But, it takes strength to be the minority in there with all the condescending looks lol. It's like walking amongst peer pressured teenagers in junior high.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
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Religious beliefs.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
Well you're an idiot, wear a mask.
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Did you know your ears are a giant open garage for Covid-19 to park and set up camp? You need to wear earplugs...
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Also, because underwear is exposed to water and air in the enmoronment, the BUG could be transfered in to the body through 'other orifices'. So all morons need to report for state sanctioned sealed barrier units to protect them from contracting the bug that way.


Wonder how many F wits would buy that presently?
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
One of these days youll bump into an off duty Officer who will want to have a quick chat with you.
Your first thought will be to go with the lie, then once made a false statement to deceive the Officer you will be endangering public health.
Youll get charged, quarntineed for 14 days, because they can, and be on a short leash/house arrest for the next 12 months with the city police mandated to check up on you every 6 hours.
They are allready doing this in Nova scotia.
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Link or BS
 Quoting: We Are Slaves


Friend of a friend is going through it now, its not news as this is standard protocol for offenders, like he is, they probably placed an anklet on the guy too. If you are placing the public in harms way by lying blatantly to a public servant, and in the middle of a pandemic(they can use that) you score VERY high on their risk Matrix and will extent every curtosy the law already allows them too extend unto your person.
This is a standard reaction to a threat applied across threat matrices, it can escelate very quickly...in my trade I call that Derivative.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73748180


Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
So here in Ontario canada, its 'mandatory to wear a mask while in public indoor spaces'. So any shopping indoors everyone wears a mask.

There are, of course, exemptions to this bylaw. Here, it is illegal to ask someone what medical exemptions they have. Here is where I found my justification.

Went to several stores today, not wearing a mask. Every store had a 'guard' to enforce masking. Each time I was asked to "put on your mask".
I said " I have asthma' while tapping my chest.

The look was the same in each case. First a glance of envy, then anger, then acceptance.

Try it gang, it works like a charm.

**PS my son does have asthma and I carry one of his empty puffers in case a Karen gets hostile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78083827


I'm in Michigan, my wife and I have never worn a mask. I told my wife, if anyone tries to force you to wear one, tell them you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing one. That's all they need to know. Hippa prevents them from asking what the condition is. She and I both know, the legitimate condition is, good health. For us to dawn a mask would be detrimental to our health. Breathing our own co2, and creating an atmosphere for bacterial growth etc.... she generally responds when they Ask that she put one on, what if I have a medical condition? They smile and say have a nice day and let her go on her way into the store.

But, it takes strength to be the minority in there with all the condescending looks lol. It's like walking amongst peer pressured teenagers in junior high.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19582032


Yup an ongoing chronic condition. Since early childhood likely. Under the wrong conditions can flare up with, potentially extreme anxiety, hyper ventilation, palpitations, can even feel claustraphonic with some varients of attack.

Yup sanity in a creeping bolshevik take over is a terrible thing to suffer from. But, wait citizen comrade! We habe mandatory vaccinate fur dat now! Muhahaha!
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


People's masks are useless, especially textile masks.

Those who are enforcing masks are liars instilling fear for the plebs.

Abide and obey.

Masses of sheep doing as they are told.

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Fuck masks

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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
One of these days youll bump into an off duty Officer who will want to have a quick chat with you.
Your first thought will be to go with the lie, then once made a false statement to deceive the Officer you will be endangering public health.
Youll get charged, quarntineed for 14 days, because they can, and be on a short leash/house arrest for the next 12 months with the city police mandated to check up on you every 6 hours.
They are allready doing this in Nova scotia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54764769


Link or BS
 Quoting: We Are Slaves


Friend of a friend is going through it now, its not news as this is standard protocol for offenders, like he is, they probably placed an anklet on the guy too. If you are placing the public in harms way by lying blatantly to a public servant, and in the middle of a pandemic(they can use that) you score VERY high on their risk Matrix and will extent every curtosy the law already allows them too extend unto your person.
This is a standard reaction to a threat applied across threat matrices, it can escelate very quickly...in my trade I call that Derivative.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54764769


That and its straight forward varient of social control/engineering to obtain results.
Cat and Mouse + Problem, Reaction, Solution.

Herds many principle would be resistant dissidents.
Once in that 'criminal processing' system, you become entirely subject to the guardianship of the .. system.
Whose gonna stand up against selective mandatory vaccination of those convicted? By federal, state, national legislative instrument, local bylaw, or corporate policy of agencies handling you.

The remainder are principally obedient submissive, true believers, with some remaining that want to resist, but are seeing viable numbers, logistics etc come under deleterious number or condition.

Also as that processes, roll out programs will process children in schools, elderly and frail.

If there are major issues following distribution, whats the bet following the initial week, that a spate of deaths will happen, meaning now must catch up witb mandatory lock down,
tracking, vaccination, soc scoring for compliance via digital currency.

Which would mean they'd use things like this to get the non compliant to register themselves, also to push boundaries on larger social compliance. Tolerate it in the city over, and your next. Tolerate this globally networked set of rulers, leaders, ceo owners and steering herders, and more will come.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73748180


Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
So here in Ontario canada, its 'mandatory to wear a mask while in public indoor spaces'. So any shopping indoors everyone wears a mask.

There are, of course, exemptions to this bylaw. Here, it is illegal to ask someone what medical exemptions they have. Here is where I found my justification.

Went to several stores today, not wearing a mask. Every store had a 'guard' to enforce masking. Each time I was asked to "put on your mask".
I said " I have asthma' while tapping my chest.

The look was the same in each case. First a glance of envy, then anger, then acceptance.

Try it gang, it works like a charm.

**PS my son does have asthma and I carry one of his empty puffers in case a Karen gets hostile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78083827


You are stupid.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73748180


Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
 Quoting: Osmium76


Then makeup must be along the same lines.

Wearing a mask for protection is completely different than wearing a mask to conceal identity. You people will use ANY means to remain stupid. Come near me without a mask and I will spit in your stupid face!
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
I have a real medical condition and can't wear one but am stuck inside and have no food because people will attack you for going out without one anyway.

Which was why they did this to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799292



Yes they did this so you, just yiu with a rare condition that makes it impossible for you to wear a mask, should starve.

I can not understand why wearing a face mask is such an issue. Its not even political, all countries (except Sweden) recommends it and you are not tracked by it, yiu can make one home so its not about profits. It's just for health and wellbeing until this virus is under control.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79166909


I got so dizzy wearing a mask shopping I nearly passed out ... and lost my balance - had to hold onto the cart and couldn’t even count my money to pay

HYPOXIA is a real thing !

I have had exercise asthma and breathing problems during air inversions and smog days

I won’t wear a mask again

I almost FACEPLANTED in a store

I would hate to have to sue because I fell or passed out due to a mask policy

I walk in - go about my business - take my time shopping

The only Looks I get is ENVY

I would like to go back to work - but I can’t function in a mask and my job requires a lot of work on ladders - dizzy and ladders do not mix

I thought all this mask shit would be over by now

WTH ?

It’s been almost six months

Enough already!

We MUST be reaching HERD IMMUNITY...
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
So here in Ontario canada, its 'mandatory to wear a mask while in public indoor spaces'. So any shopping indoors everyone wears a mask.

There are, of course, exemptions to this bylaw. Here, it is illegal to ask someone what medical exemptions they have. Here is where I found my justification.

Went to several stores today, not wearing a mask. Every store had a 'guard' to enforce masking. Each time I was asked to "put on your mask".
I said " I have asthma' while tapping my chest.

The look was the same in each case. First a glance of envy, then anger, then acceptance.

Try it gang, it works like a charm.

**PS my son does have asthma and I carry one of his empty puffers in case a Karen gets hostile.
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You are a shit stupid fuckwit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


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Religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73748180


Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
 Quoting: Osmium76


Then makeup must be along the same lines.

Wearing a mask for protection is completely different than wearing a mask to conceal identity. You people will use ANY means to remain stupid. Come near me without a mask and I will spit in your stupid face!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


Spitting is considered ASSAULT!

I WILL PRESS CHARGES!

If YOUR MASK is working - well ..... I’m waiting ...
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


How about the people living in fear stay home.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


People's masks are useless, especially textile masks.

Those who are enforcing masks are liars instilling fear for the plebs.

Abide and obey.

Masses of sheep doing as they are told.

[link to chuckbaldwinlive.com (secure)]

Fuck masks

Idol1
 Quoting: Concorde Warrior F-BVFA


FUCK morons!

The mask is to protect others FROM you. You don't protect me from you, I will drop kick your retarded ass!
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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


How about the people living in fear stay home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78943551


It's not fear you absolute DUNCE! I wear a mask and I don't fear the virus.

It's called civic responsibility you stupid cunt!
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Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
 Quoting: Osmium76


Then makeup must be along the same lines.

Wearing a mask for protection is completely different than wearing a mask to conceal identity. You people will use ANY means to remain stupid. Come near me without a mask and I will spit in your stupid face!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


Spitting is considered ASSAULT!

I WILL PRESS CHARGES!

If YOUR MASK is working - well ..... I’m waiting ...
 Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable


Coming near me without protection is also assault. You won't survive long enough to prosecute me.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
Welp, it's how I got my kids in school - a fake vaccination paper. Pretty sure it's how I'll be going shopping in the near future too.
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Welp, it's how I got my kids in school - a fake vaccination paper. Pretty sure it's how I'll be going shopping in the near future too.
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You are disgusting, and stupid.
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


How about the people living in fear stay home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78943551


It's not fear you absolute DUNCE! I wear a mask and I don't fear the virus.

It's called civic responsibility you stupid cunt!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


Virtue signaling all the way .....

In a REAL Pandemic ..... this could be true

What we have here is manufactured Hunger Games

Wake up and smell the GLOBAL COMMUNIST TAKEOVER !

Your stupid insult right back at you !
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If you try that in my Uber I’ll need to see a doctor’s note.
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Stupid sheeple, 1000's of communicable diseases you can get from close proximity and this NWO takeover induced panic virus is not one of them

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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


But you are wearing yours, so you are protected. If I get sick, THEN I'll stay at home.

Plus, I have AOA
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Welp, it's how I got my kids in school - a fake vaccination paper. Pretty sure it's how I'll be going shopping in the near future too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79220468


You are disgusting, and stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


I bet his kids are the smartest kids in the class !

Mine got 100% on the math part of the SAT

Just sayin
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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Go fuck yourself if you’re afraid of me not wearing a mask you stay the fuck at home
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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
 Quoting: Katipo2017

hesright

Wow, aren't you a brave brave soul, lying about a medical condition to avoid potentially spreading disease...Mind-boggling that you are actually bragging about this...
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Religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73748180


Huh? Is it your religion to be a fuckwit and go out unmasked, endangering others?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
 Quoting: Osmium76


Then makeup must be along the same lines.

Wearing a mask for protection is completely different than wearing a mask to conceal identity. You people will use ANY means to remain stupid. Come near me without a mask and I will spit in your stupid face!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


That's nice. I don't wear makeup either.

Still won't wear a mask and you will go to jail for battery of a disabled individual.

That is assuming I don't elect to shoot you dead in self defense first.
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If you don’t want to wear mask then don’t, just stay the fuck at home.
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Die.
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Look up the meaning of CREED.

My CREED is that wearing a mask is a satanic ritual. Thus, I won't wear one
 Quoting: Osmium76


Then makeup must be along the same lines.

Wearing a mask for protection is completely different than wearing a mask to conceal identity. You people will use ANY means to remain stupid. Come near me without a mask and I will spit in your stupid face!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648


Spitting is considered ASSAULT!

I WILL PRESS CHARGES!

If YOUR MASK is working - well ..... I’m waiting ...
 Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable


Coming near me without protection is also assault. You won't survive long enough to prosecute me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19862648

Crazed people like you make me consider LEGALLY carrying a gun because you just threatened to ASSAULT me TO DEATH

Isn’t that prosecutable too?

Go SCREAM AT THE SKY or something !

Just wait ..... the Communists won’t be impressed by your virtue signaling while threatening assault

CRY BULLY !
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Re: Ive resorted to faking a medical condition to not be forced to wear a mask
So here in Ontario canada, its 'mandatory to wear a mask while in public indoor spaces'. So any shopping indoors everyone wears a mask.

There are, of course, exemptions to this bylaw. Here, it is illegal to ask someone what medical exemptions they have. Here is where I found my justification.

Went to several stores today, not wearing a mask. Every store had a 'guard' to enforce masking. Each time I was asked to "put on your mask".
I said " I have asthma' while tapping my chest.

The look was the same in each case. First a glance of envy, then anger, then acceptance.

Try it gang, it works like a charm.

**PS my son does have asthma and I carry one of his empty puffers in case a Karen gets hostile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78083827


So you're publicly exposing yourself as a complete idiot. Good job.





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