"Test" quote above is because I've been trying to reply for over 30 minutes...and haven't been able to... So...here we are:

WTF...making things even more weird now...and taking the bait that I am a liar (which I am not)...I called back to the number she gave me that I posted and yeah...I get the same annoying "number disconnect or no longer a valid number" recording.

Look, that's the number she had me call, and when I asked her briefly why she didn't just call me directly or have me call her cell, she said she thought it was best if I called that number. I asked her, "What, did you have me call a payphone or something", and she simply responded "Yes". I wasn't going to interrogate her about it, it's the first contact I've had with her that wasn't a social media like or comment in over 6 years.