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Guacamole maker explodes, killing former mayor, injuring two others

 
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A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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That's a fucked up way to die.
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This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check houses for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can ever die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe and protected

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Thanks for the pin.
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Was it a hyper-sonic missile from Israel?
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That's a fucked up way to die.
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Who had death by guacamole maker for August?
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How'd the guacamole turn out?
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See why I just don't even want to log on sometimes?

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See why I just don't even want to log on sometimes?

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When I first saw this thread I thought it was about a person who makes guacamole exploded and the flying pieces of his body killed nearby co workers. tomato
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Holy Guacamole!
And everyone says that my guacamole is to die for! I am definitely going to have to up my game.
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Holy Guacamole..........what too soon?
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When I first saw this thread I thought it was about a person who makes guacamole exploded and the flying pieces of his body killed nearby co workers. tomato
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lol

that would have been cool too.
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Who knew guacamole was explosive under pressure? No more avocados for you. hf
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Holey guacamole!
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This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check house for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can even die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe ad protected
 Quoting: Gorgol


I agree. This is Big Guacamole not caring about the little people. Time to riot, people. Enough is enough.
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Guacamole really isn't that hard to make by hand. lmao
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That's how I want to go...in a guac mishap.
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It would have to be 7:00 AM

Doesn’t he know about CPT

We know he’s a white dude

I’ll be in around noon

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This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check house for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can even die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe ad protected
 Quoting: Gorgol


I agree. This is Big Guacamole not caring about the little people. Time to riot, people. Enough is enough.
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You guys are missing the bigger picture here... the real problem are these guacamole supremacists. We need to label and make profiles for anyone known to associate with guacamole eaters, and fire anyone who's been known in the past of supporting them.
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Thought this would be a story about an emotional undocumented cook
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Re: Guacamole maker explodes, killing former mayor, injuring two others
A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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death by covid
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Guacamole really isn't that hard to make by hand. lmao
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I make it with a knife and a spoon. I don't need a damn machine to make guacamole.
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How'd the guacamole turn out?
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Not bad actually. Think we'll have these puppies on the shelves by next month. Just need to put in an order for warning labels that say do not exceed 30 psi and we should be good to go
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There is a punchline here somewhere.
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waitwhat

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Re: Guacamole maker explodes, killing former mayor, injuring two others
This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check house for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can even die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe ad protected
 Quoting: Gorgol


I agree. This is Big Guacamole not caring about the little people. Time to riot, people. Enough is enough.
 Quoting: gamecock


You guys are missing the bigger picture here... the real problem are these guacamole supremacists. We need to label and make profiles for anyone known to associate with guacamole eaters, and fire anyone who's been known in the past of supporting them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79060440


Agreed, but we all must still wear the kitchen helmet

Documentation from experts shows that with the kitchen helmet, the death toll from kitchen appliances will be much lower

It was Guacamole this time, but other kitchen appliances could also pose an imminent threat

Even while making other dishes, that are different from Guacamole

It MUST be worldwide, otherwise we can not guarantee any safety

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Shortening The Word Guacamole Is Offensive To Mexicans

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Another Cinco de Mayo has already come and gone this week, but not without a Mexican student instructing Americans in USA Today not to celebrate by engaging in racially-offensive activities, such as shortening the word guacamole and purchasing ponchos.
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i like to dip the tostitos in the guacamole



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Guacamole really isn't that hard to make by hand. lmao
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