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Guacamole maker explodes, killing former mayor, injuring two others

 
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Guacamole really isn't that hard to make by hand. lmao
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I make my own too. I always get invited to make it for parties.
I'm a nice person so I'll share my secret.

3 of those perfect big fat avocados usually sold in the green knit bags.
A couple of good shakes of that Goya seasoning (green lid) and a good squeeze of fresh lemon juice keeps it from browning for almost 3 days.

Tastes better after the next day after the Goya flavors meld in.

Too die for!
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This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check houses for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can ever die from this again

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Sad thing is you are likely not that far off. If the cancel culture gets a hold of this it may not end well for food processors. But then again it could affect their guac and toast so....gonna be a tough call.
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Arkaniguac!
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Wouldn't pressure cook it and make it gross?

That's why it committed suicide.
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Holy shit man


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how hard is to make guacamole? LOL
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New Yorkers have ZERO business making guacamole.


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Guacamole, Guacamole
In the pocket-ole
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That's a fucked up way to die.
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Who had death by guacamole maker for August?
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Only a damn yankee would make guac in a pressure cooker.

WTH??
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Culture appropriation karma
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How does it peel the avocados and scoop out the meat from the rind?
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Maybe this is a lesson in choosing low-tech tools unless the job warrants it.
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This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check houses for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can ever die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe and protected
 Quoting: Gorgol


Yes, if even one life is saved, it’s worth it. Along with the new kitchen-helmet laws, common-sense guacamole cooker legislation should be passed, with restrictions on type, capacity and certain features, like handles that extend past the sides of the pot. No one needs one of those big black cookers with the long handles, only professional chefs have a valid reason to own one.
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That's a fucked up way to die.
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Who had death by guacamole maker for August?
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I had Florida Man for August, but there's still time! July didn't work out, though.

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How the fuck is Jeb still alive?
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What about those poor avocados?


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Why is high pressure being used to make guacamole?

Does that makes any sense to anyone that has ever made guacamole?

Who would have thought you could die while making guacamole?

I bet if I told you someone died making guacamole you would think they probably cut themselves and bled out or something, but to die from a guac bomb?

What planet am I on?

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A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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The shit people do. You take a fucking Avocado, peel it, smash it with a fork, Done.
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Was it a hyper-sonic missile from Israel?
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A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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:wtfikr:
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The shit people do. You take a fucking Avocado, peel it, smash it with a fork, Done.
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This ! Keep it simple stupid .
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No wonder New York is so messed up. Their elected officials can't even make guacamole without fucking up, and they're trusted to run a city?
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Most assuredly, the mayor will be tested and his death will be listed as a COVID-19 death.

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That's a fucked up way to die.
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Who had death by guacamole maker for August?
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A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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Fucking A as rage of the machine murder stoopid elite whilst sheep wear mask...
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Fast forward to 3:18


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It was a retirement present from Hillary Clinton that he finally used.....
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It was a retirement present from Hillary Clinton that he finally used.....
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I want to arrive at my death
Late,
In Love,
Drunk,
And covered guacamole.......


Atticus.
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I want to arrive at my death
Late,
In Love,
Drunk,
And covered guacamole.......


Atticus.
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