Guacamole maker explodes, killing former mayor, injuring two others

All possible with the Death-O-matic Gaucamole Maker

So the guacamole really did hit the fan?

Was it a hyper-sonic missile from Israel?

This has gone on too long

Mandatory helmets in the kitchen

Police must be able to check houses for the kitchen helmet regulation without a warrant

So nobody in the world can ever die from this again

For a better world where you can feel safe and protected

A high-pressure food processor being tested to make guacamole exploded in upstate New York on Wednesday morning — killing a former mayor and injuring two other people, according to a report.

Former Rensselaer Mayor Joseph Kapp, 67, died of injuries from the blast that occurred shortly after 7 a.m. at Innovative Test Solutions in Schenectady, the Times Union reported.

Two other people suffered less serious injuries and were admitted for treatment at the hospital, the outlet reported.

The fatal explosion occurred as the food processor was undergoing tests to assess its viability for manufacturing guacamole.

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:wtfikr:

Guacamole my ass, they were cooking meth!

That's a fucked up way to die.

Was it a hyper-sonic missile from Israel?

Most assuredly, the mayor will be tested and his death will be listed as a COVID-19 death.

lol

that would have been cool too.

You can be so wrong, yet at the same time be so right.

It's exactly what I was hoping for too.

I really like guacamole but not enough to risk my life. That's hardcore