Any man who has achieved a girlfriend is a thug

so don't click on the thread. There's a grand total of one on the front page right now. I always thought having 50 pinned threads got old myself.

I'm ready for the cold wastes of eternity.

In my case I have a botched circumcision. I've actually paid for just some cuddling from this girl. I told her no at first because I had no money to spare, then she kept begging saying she was desperate. Of course, I was her last go to... anyways she was quite good looking and I took advantage... one hour of cuddling per twenty dollars. Well, I got almost two weeks with her and I loved it, she enjoyed it too but not enough to stay she said.