There was a knife stuck in the corner of the lawn today.

Somebody hexxed ya. For real.

I think Jeff Bezos put it there.

Cool. Free knife.

Drunk teens..young adults..got tired of carrying it.

Stuck it and left it.

Its a powerful hex, I done one in my bad old days.
Dude I done it to come around a year later and asked did I curse him or something cause he had had such bad luck(how he knew idk, I never gave any sign I was a hexxer)

So I said yah, and he said please take it off, so I went out to my garden and pulled up the knife and he said it got better after that.

I never did a bad hex again cause seen it works.

Sell it on ebay

Sell it as a hex knife!

That's scary

Exactly.

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If you walk with Jesus, all you do is a Prayer & Rebuke the Hex, Curses & any Spirit attached to that knife... Known & unknown! In Jesus Name ~~~ Satanic & any evil MUST FLEE!! It’s the Globalist’s best kept secret!

Your wife is sick of making sandwitches.

Poor man's Jarts...remember Jarts?

It's her job!

time traveller

maybe you travelled back in time with $20000 and buried it and marked the spot

At least it was super overt, next to the driveway in plain sight. I guess I could have called someone to run prints off of it but I opted to destroy it. Snapped it right in half like the cheap tool it was.
I like to think some people are more powerful naturally than those who use the cultist methods.

I was cutting the grass some years back and someone placed a fresh dead large fish in my yard. I couldn’t figure it out but realized it’s a mafia thing and so needed to be extra weary while living there. Crazy.

Thats exactly what I would think.

Leave 4 quarters on the lawn where the knife was.

Might be a marker, keep an eye out

A marker that says Jeff's wife has too much time on her hands.

Would it be a hex toy?

You did because you're a fucking psychopath seeking attention... Anything else I can explain?

Keep your dildos off the lawn.

American has gotten so bad, even lawns are carrying knives?

Shit, the begonia bush is strapped with a 45.

^ This

Positive thinking please!

Sell it on Ebay (add story and origin if desired), may encourage higher bids.