So I walked up to the North pole the other day, it was after lunch and I was bored so I took off.

When I got there, I realized I had solved one of the Earth's great mysteries - where do the socks go that disappear in the dryer?

Nice to have that info under my belt but a little disappointed that the adventure didn't result in a more substantial revelation.

Oh well, you have to take what you can get - right?