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Toilet Riders we ride!!! Paper or bidet it’s all ok... well except using your hand

 
ToiletRider
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08/10/2020 12:11 AM
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Toilet Riders we ride!!! Paper or bidet it’s all ok... well except using your hand
Who is riding with me? It is the world of unstoppable bowel movements.

You will never get these moments back!!! We must ride into the night without fear of the CCP asshole.

We must not use bare hands or the three sea seashells of unlimited wipe-ness...

Paper and bidet OK... nothing less
Anonymous Coward
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08/10/2020 12:14 AM
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Re: Toilet Riders we ride!!! Paper or bidet it’s all ok... well except using your hand
I recently watched a docu where women get the orgasm from the bidet. Most high end homes have a bidet.
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08/10/2020 12:18 AM
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Re: Toilet Riders we ride!!! Paper or bidet it’s all ok... well except using your hand
I recently watched a docu where women get the orgasm from the bidet. Most high end homes have a bidet.
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Well it sounds like you had quite the experience watching that.

Would you like to joint the infamous porcelain riders of Nova Scotia?

You can become but with the help of of four more... the....

WetBidet Knight of Nova Scotia... with all titles and glories...
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08/10/2020 12:19 AM
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I recently watched a docu where women get the orgasm from the bidet. Most high end homes have a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71203774


Well it sounds like you had quite the experience watching that.

Would you like to joint the infamous porcelain riders of Nova Scotia?

You can become but with the help of of four more... the....

WetBidet Knight of Nova Scotia... with all titles and glories...
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You will also make STU look like CCP asshole...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/10/2020 12:22 AM
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Re: Toilet Riders we ride!!! Paper or bidet it’s all ok... well except using your hand
I recently watched a docu where women get the orgasm from the bidet. Most high end homes have a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71203774


Well it sounds like you had quite the experience watching that.

Would you like to joint the infamous porcelain riders of Nova Scotia?

You can become but with the help of of four more... the....

WetBidet Knight of Nova Scotia... with all titles and glories...
 Quoting: ToiletRider 75669337


You will also make STU look like CCP asshole...
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It is forbidden to us STUB in our knightly culture...

Stick Things Up-Butt is the only way STU NOT STUB... no one like a STUB it’s just weird
Miss Swan
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08/10/2020 12:25 AM
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Wow I am loving this thread and feel a rumbling in my bowels as I desire to join the infamous porcelain riders!
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08/10/2020 12:52 AM
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Wow I am loving this thread and feel a rumbling in my bowels as I desire to join the infamous porcelain riders!
 Quoting: Miss Swan 76655297


Sometimes you must follow thy bowls to know the truth.... to be a true Porcelain Rider of the oval table.

With enough practice and effort you will be able to wield the the sword or clear bidet and carry the shield of white paper...

You can achieve this my son only if you give into the white side... I can feel the porcelain throne that is yours to ride.

I plunger thee , and ye shall for henceforth be known as Sir TummyRumbles-alot of Nova Scotia

Rise thy rider rise and joint the proud knights who must do what they doodoo





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