Remember the 90s, when absolutely no one gave a crap about the FAKE 2 party charade?

I miss it.

And before caller ID was free, you answered the phone with a joyous 'hello'? Now when an unknown number calls you get anxiety.

Society is creating autistic comic book fans. You swap your gender every day because you don't know what moods emotion and human relationships are.

Bill Gates, stop creating vaccines to diseases you also created, and invent a damned time machine. All you psychopaths can travel to the future, and the rest of us will take the 1990s. We'll even let you visit us as "aliens". Deal?