My wife is "seeing" a milk man.

Put up cameras

Milkman? Are you 90? They went away a long time ago.

Shitter thread.

I got cameras but on the outside.

Did she drop acid? I've seen a lot of crazy shit but no milkmen

You know what I meant. She's seeing the cable guy a.k.a the newspaper kid aka the mail man

dont fucking touch her

dont kiss her or have sex with her ever again

trust me OP

seriously bad juju on a kucked woman

be honest w her, be cold and seperate yourself from her entirely as much as possible

they will try to take satisfaction in your pain

do not give them an inch

just gtfo

be strong and find another woman, its easier if you deny emotions in this process

you can thank me later when your sipping on a cold beer eating a hot slice of pizza w ur new happy smiling girlfriend

its easier when you think its easy

divorce immediately

After you cancel her cards and withdraw will the money from joint accounts

I don't believe you. There are signs to look for to see if a spouse is cheating, but cheaters aren't usually stupid enough to leave underwear in the house. On top of that, if the underwear came off in your house, it would have been put back on when he left.

Learn to think better when you decide to make up a story.

I think he left them on purpose

Take them and punish them.

stop washing dishes

If she's cheating on you with another man she is no longer your wife that is his woman now

Racist piece of (...) what about the door to door sales men?
And Jehovah's Whitnesses? they to good for her ?!

But how the hell is she seeing a milkman, it's not 1961.

Maybe you can get free milk outta the deal. My milkman charges me a lot for my milk.

IHOP dude?

I save all my cream for her.

Whoa.. slow down. Act like nothing is wrong. Collect evidence first. Get video if you can and document everything.

Once you have enough evidence (or just good video of her doing it)... divorce her. She will get nothing.

Just dont have sex with her during this time period. Unless you dont care about your health.

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She wasn't Yours to begin with it was just Your turn and now it's another man's turn.

Can you ask her to ask him to leave an extra couple of pints at number 34 tomorrow morning.

Pat MusTARD?

That's a German milkman...

Have you considered couples therapy ?

Sure keep her

drawers means pants not undies

dude ran out to the milk truck
without his pants because OP got home early

Sounds like your wife milked him