Joe Biden slurs like my drunk uncle.

That's what we call a "drunkle" around these parts OP

And Trump speaks like a bigly philosopher.

Eat shit stupid.

hes got half a brain, hes had 2 major brain arteries pinched off, leaving those regions to rot in his head.
On top of that, the rest has survived a blizzard of microinfarcts and dementia has resulted and he's lost the sense of person, time and place which is clearly evident even to a layman, which I am not one of those.

He's like a V8 engine with bad rings, bad valves and bad cam, and a broken crank shaft, but by jiminy and cornpop he's gonna pull America with that to the promiesed land.

Name one fucking accomplishment Joe Biden has ever made other than being a government hack you fucking retard. I'm not a big Trump fan but he has negotiated business deals you could not even begin to comprehend nor could quid-pro-joe. Half-wit Joe tried to play big shot on tv and admitted he was shaking down Ukraine to let his criminal junkie son off the hook lol. Trump is going to rip him a new asshole in less than 5 minutes in the first debate.

Spoken like a true mechanic. I like the analogy.

BECAUSE HE HAD A MASSIVE STROKE A FEW WEEKS AGO . THEY ARE KEEPING IT HIDDEN SO HE CAN GO ON WITH THE ELECTION. IF THE TRUTH GOT OUT , HE WOULD BE INELIGABLE.

and trump talks shit like your imaginary friend so the two equal out? or?

Foster Brooks As Dentist

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Greatest skit ever! Thanks

There's another one where Foster is an airline pilot

He sound just like my Dad did when the dementia started to kick in.

LOL
I can't understand him.

They're gonna have to use subtitles if they continue to have him speak.

I left out the skipping timing chain in his interference engine.

I hear STD's are a big problem at the Villages. Maybe that's it.. Joe has syphilis. Send him down there to fish in the swimming pool like Al Capone.

Joe just isn't the old Joe any more. He's struggling, and it shows.

So what is Trumpstein, a '49 Studebaker with a cracked block?

Neither one of them has brains to fill a thimble. What most people don't get about Trumpstein is all he ever was really is a brand. He has other people managing every aspect of his business and he as crooked as a snake.

OOooooh, looka here we got us a weak ass mee too boi!