Most women are buying those for their families. They eat some treats.

Most women gain weight when their estrogen and progesterone drops and they also develop arthritis.

Or when they get fixed or have hysterectomies.

Birth control pills can even mess with them, especially when they have to stop.

Now buzz off! Look in the mirror and say, oh what an ass I am. A million times because nobody lives on this planet as eye candy for you.