I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.

Ive known guys who did

I just figured it out. It's a new beginning for me.

Sometimes the water is too cold!

After you masterbate your first piss goes sideways.
Mentioning this happens after the cleaning lady has left only proves you masterbated while she was cleaning your house.

Or you get stuck in the drain.

You got a link for that?

Where do you set your purse?

Right, it is just effective.

You know what..I thank you for your honesty, because I am a woman and I decided a while back to see what it would feel like to pee standing up...and I LOVE it!!!!
I make it every time!!

It's a European messenger bag!! Bully!

I do that when I wake up in the middle of the night needing to piss..mostly to avoid having to turn on the bathroom light. I can go in blind if I'm able to sit down.

But for those guys that sit down to piss any other time, well...

when you smell a fart does your dick get hard?

I used to drain the lizard in the sink..but started to get a little weird too. I have concluded that sitting on the toilet is the very best option....

If you sit backwards on the toilet you can put your milk and comic books on the top of the tank like a shelf.



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Last Edited by Copperhead on 08/19/2020 10:42 PM

You’ve just Lost your man card and you should report for your castration immediately. I am disappointed in you. Shame

not any more, have ed

I'm still learning at this age. Thanks for the tip.

Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.

LOL, you go girl!

I've never tried this..

I to have decided to sit on the toilet to piss. However I only
do this at work. The way I see it if you r going to keep me
on my feet for five or six hours straight with no break
I will take my time on the pot...boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I sit and pee every time.....something like that.

Last Edited by Headley Lamarr on 08/19/2020 10:47 PM

Only at home I do cuz like OP it still splatters a bit no matter how careful. Everywhere else I stand.

I'm getting really good now, can make it from 2 feet away!
Working on 3 but I have to really flex my pelvis and it hurts.

Nice life hack. Thank you for your contribution.

WTF!?!? Are you serious?