I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.

What kinda pig sprays piss all over....sit down pigg.

Um Joe, you already said that, did you forget again?



This is what you said.........

“We all have 24 hours in a day. Sure there are things you need to do. Each morning after I finish my cereal, like every other American, I go to the bathroom. But I don’t just do that, I’m hunched over writing ideas, my notepad on the toilet top.” Biden continued, “(laughing) that’s the great thing about the toilet really, why do you think they designed it like a desk? So when you sit doing your business, you can also take care of business.” –

:BidenToilette2:

Exactly why I decided to sit down!!!

Never heard that....that's a riot!

Dead serious!!!! I get excited every time I have to piss...I'ts starting to turn me on ...so now I piss and then I squirt.

Isn't pissing and squirting the same thing? But thanks for turning a handy tips thread into some perverse liberal agenda folklore nonsense.

Me myself and Irene moment there old feller.

I know what u been dooin

Handy??? Your the one not using your hands anymore douche tard!
Your just jealous....
Keep it up and you'll be whacking off in the toilet bowl hole!!!
Out!!!!

....haha it’s coming!

The boasting we do.

Over a long enough time it all catches up.

"boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"

Actually, that’s the absolute best way to have toddler boys relieve themselves.

They’re too short to aim accurately so this keeps dribbles away. Moms are happy.

As they grow in height you teach them option #2.

No biggy.

and deep

Used to live with my girlfriend and her aunt, who was a lesbian. Walked into the bathroom one morning, there the aunt was, pissing standing up, beer in one hand cig in the other.
I told her "impressive stream" and pissed out the front door of the (single wide) trailer instead.
Good times,good times

being practical

How did the operation go?

What size clit did you chhhhhoooooose?

potty tard

Did you have them piece your clit after the operation?

I'll bet she has a skull tattoo somewhere on her body....lmao

"while at sea sailors sit down to pee" unless they are cleaning the head.

Long as you dont tell nobody. Nobody will know

Just piss in the sink dude! It's a urinal with hot and cold running water

Just be sure to rinse it down though

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Lots. And roses too

Congratulations on your womynhood. I believe it is now a right of passage to pick your first gender pronouns. Just make sure you've had your emotionally privileged outburst at someone for misgendering you. Then and only then can you pick them, and NEVER EVER tell anyone, unless they ask you first. Make sure you use the snarkiest, most sniveling and self-righteous sounding voice that you can when you tell them. IT might take a few times in the mirror to gain self-confidence.

The first round of tampons are available for free at the health department. Hormone replacement therapy begins on Tuesday.

Happy Snowflaking!

Throw in an anchor and I'd say she was a pirate in a past life. Lmao.

Did she blow you afterwards? The aunt I mean.

same here.i dont like pissing on the floor or lifting the seat so i sit down and piss sometimes

Doesn't the cold water cause 'shrinkage'.

This is what happens when you spend too much time in Sweden.

sometimes though,when i sit down and piss.piss comes off from the toilet bowl and piss still goes on the floor.2 of 10 times

I sit too. My 10 year old daughter, wife, and I share a bathroom. Sitting keeps things cleaner if things go astray. Much less maintenance on cleaning.