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Joe Biden Acceptance Speech Drinking Thread (Rules laid out on zerohedge)

 
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Joe Biden Acceptance Speech Drinking Thread (Rules laid out on zerohedge)
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Biden says, “Folks.”

Biden says, “The United States of America.” Double-shots for any multiple-America construction, e.g. “The best America is an America where Americans believe in the American dream.”

Biden says, “Middle-class.”

Biden says, “Get up!” as in, “Folks, you’ve got to get up! This is the United States of America!”

Biden says, “You guys.”

Biden says, “Barack” or references the “Obama-Biden administration.”

Biden says, “Soul of America.”

Biden points out a surprising percentage of something, e.g. “Look, folks, seventy-four percent of venture capital goes to four cities.”

Biden says, “My Mom used to say” or mentions one of his father’s relatable jobs, e.g. “He sold a hell of a lot of cars!”

Biden makes a self-deprecating joke about his age or his tendency to say puzzling things.

Biden finishes a section of his speech with a rhetorical flourish, and he sounds angry, and you can’t tell why, because he’s talking about something non-angering.

Biden tells a story about a rewarding interaction with an ordinary person, as in, “I walk over to the guy up in the bucket. And there’s seven guys around him, all with hard hats on. I yelled up and said, ‘Hey, man, thanks!’”

Biden references a job you’ve never heard of, as in “Why is a sandwich maker being forced to sign a non-compete clause?”

Biden says “systemic.”

Biden tells us there’s nothing we can’t accomplish.

Drink the FIRST TIME only:

Biden begins a sentence with, “Look.”

Biden mentions Scranton.

Biden says something that sounds sort of inappropriate.
END QUOTE
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