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Joe Biden Acceptance Speech Drinking Thread (Rules laid out on zerohedge) | |
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Offer Upgrade User ID: 77547432 Canada 08/20/2020 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.zerohedge.com (secure)] QUOTE Biden says, “Folks.” Biden says, “The United States of America.” Double-shots for any multiple-America construction, e.g. “The best America is an America where Americans believe in the American dream.” Biden says, “Middle-class.” Biden says, “Get up!” as in, “Folks, you’ve got to get up! This is the United States of America!” Biden says, “You guys.” Biden says, “Barack” or references the “Obama-Biden administration.” Biden says, “Soul of America.” Biden points out a surprising percentage of something, e.g. “Look, folks, seventy-four percent of venture capital goes to four cities.” Biden says, “My Mom used to say” or mentions one of his father’s relatable jobs, e.g. “He sold a hell of a lot of cars!” Biden makes a self-deprecating joke about his age or his tendency to say puzzling things. Biden finishes a section of his speech with a rhetorical flourish, and he sounds angry, and you can’t tell why, because he’s talking about something non-angering. Biden tells a story about a rewarding interaction with an ordinary person, as in, “I walk over to the guy up in the bucket. And there’s seven guys around him, all with hard hats on. I yelled up and said, ‘Hey, man, thanks!’” Biden references a job you’ve never heard of, as in “Why is a sandwich maker being forced to sign a non-compete clause?” Biden says “systemic.” Biden tells us there’s nothing we can’t accomplish. Drink the FIRST TIME only: Biden begins a sentence with, “Look.” Biden mentions Scranton. Biden says something that sounds sort of inappropriate. END QUOTE If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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