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If God sees everything and Jesus is God that means Jesus watches porn

 
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If God sees everything and Jesus is God that means Jesus watches porn
You can't deny this logic.
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Yep .
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He also sees a LITERAL shit-ton or dumps every day.

I assume He ignores such pointless crap.
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He also sees a LITERAL shit-ton or dumps every day.

I assume He ignores such pointless crap.
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What if he enjoys his creation in all respects--the good the bad and the ugly?
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Just like romper room.
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And I will certainly hide my face in that day because of
all their wickedness

"I will hide my face from them," he said, "and see what their end will be; for they are a perverse generation, children who are unfaithful.

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Pharisees got in trouble for adding criteria to everlasting life. Actually quite a bit of it. So knock it off with inventing sins.
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And I will certainly hide my face in that day because of
all their wickedness

"I will hide my face from them," he said, "and see what their end will be; for they are a perverse generation, children who are unfaithful.

[link to biblehub.net (secure)]
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That just means he wont allow them to seek help from Him, not that he cant see what they are doing.
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And He looked upon the fecal fetish poo porn
and He saw that it was good.
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And He looked upon the fecal fetish poo porn
and He saw that it was good.
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rofl
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SILENCEIDK
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You can't deny this logic.
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God the Father and your angels and guides what PORN THRU YOU.. if you watch the stuff.. better ponder that one.
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GOD SEES EVERYTHING

Which makes it all the more incredible that
He doesn't extinguish us as He once did in
THE GREAT FLOOD.

Even MORE incredible than THAT, is that HE
loves mankind SO MUCH, that he sent HIS SON
to take upon Himself, on the Cross of Calvary,

ALL THE SINS OF THE WORLD

PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE

You CAN NEVER ask God to forgive ANY sin,
and Hear Him Say:

"THAT one, I cannot forgive, Jesus did not
die for THAT sin."

There are only TWO exceptions:
Blaspheming the Holy Spirit
Taking the Mark of the Beast


PHILIPPIANS 2
5 Let this mind be in you,
which was also in Christ Jesus:

6 Who, being in the form of God,
thought it not robbery to be equal with God:

7 But made himself of no reputation,
and took upon him the form of a servant,
and was made in the likeness of men:

8 And being found in fashion as a man,
he humbled himself,
and became obedient unto death,
even the death of the cross.

9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him,
and given him a name which is above every name:

10 That at the name of Jesus
every knee should bow,
of things in heaven,
and things in earth,
and things under the earth;

11 And that every tongue should confess
that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.
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Only when you do...
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You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
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WHO IS JESUS?

JOHN 1
1 In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.

2 The same was in the beginning with God.

3 All things were made by him;
and without him was not any thing made
that was made.

4 In him was life;
and the life was the light of men.

5 And the light shineth in darkness;
and the darkness comprehended it not.

6 There was a man sent from God,
whose name was John.

7 The same came for a witness,
to bear witness of the Light,
that all men through him might believe.

8 He was not that Light,
but was sent to bear witness of that Light.

9 That was the true Light,
which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.

10 He was in the world,
and the world was made by him,
and the world knew him not.

11 He came unto his own,
and his own received him not.

12 But as many as received him,
to them gave he power to become the sons of God,
even to them that believe on his name:

13 Which were born, not of blood,
nor of the will of the flesh,
nor of the will of man,
but of God.


14 And the Word was made flesh,
and dwelt among us,

(and we beheld his glory, the glory
as of the only begotten of the Father,)
full of grace and truth.


WHERE IS JESUS NOW?

1 JOHN 5
7 For there are three that bear record in heaven,
the Father,
the Word,
and the Holy Ghost:

and these three are ONE.


WHAT DOES GOD THE FATHER SAY ABOUT HIS SON?

HEBREWS 1
1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners
spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,

2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son,
whom he hath appointed heir of all things,
by whom also he made the worlds;

3 Who being the brightness of his glory,
and the express image of his person,
and upholding all things by the word of his power,
when he had by himself purged our sins,
sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:

4 Being made so much better than the angels,
as he hath by inheritance obtained a more
excellent name than they.

5 For unto which of the angels said he at any time,
Thou art my Son, this day have I begotten thee?
And again, I will be to him a Father,
and he shall be to me a Son?

6 And again, when he bringeth in the firstbegotten
into the world, he saith,
And let all the angels of God worship him.

7 And of the angels he saith,
Who maketh his angels spirits,
and his ministers a flame of fire.


8 But unto the Son he saith,
Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever:
a sceptre of righteousness
is the sceptre of thy kingdom.


9 Thou hast loved righteousness,
and hated iniquity; therefore God,
even thy God, hath anointed thee with the oil
of gladness above thy fellows.

10 And, Thou, Lord, in the beginning
hast laid the foundation of the earth;
and the heavens are the works of thine hands:

11 They shall perish; but thou remainest;
and they all shall wax old as doth a garment;

12 And as a vesture shalt thou fold them up,
and they shall be changed: but thou art the same,
and thy years shall not fail.

13 But to which of the angels said he at any time,
Sit on my right hand, until I make thine enemies
thy footstool?

14 Are they not all ministering spirits,
sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs
of salvation?


Jesus Christ sits right this very minute,
NEXT TO God the Father.
He is glorified in Heaven.
He is God Almighty,
Seek Him before it is eternally too late.
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Re: If God sees everything and Jesus is God that means Jesus watches porn
You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


GOD SEES EVERYTHING

Which makes it all the more incredible that
He doesn't extinguish us as He once did in
THE GREAT FLOOD.

Even MORE incredible than THAT, is that HE
loves mankind SO MUCH, that he sent HIS SON
to take upon Himself, on the Cross of Calvary,

ALL THE SINS OF THE WORLD

PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE

You CAN NEVER ask God to forgive ANY sin,
and Hear Him Say:

"THAT one, I cannot forgive, Jesus did not
die for THAT sin."

There are only TWO exceptions:
Blaspheming the Holy Spirit
Taking the Mark of the Beast


PHILIPPIANS 2
5 Let this mind be in you,
which was also in Christ Jesus:

6 Who, being in the form of God,
thought it not robbery to be equal with God:

7 But made himself of no reputation,
and took upon him the form of a servant,
and was made in the likeness of men:

8 And being found in fashion as a man,
he humbled himself,
and became obedient unto death,
even the death of the cross.

9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him,
and given him a name which is above every name:

10 That at the name of Jesus
every knee should bow,
of things in heaven,
and things in earth,
and things under the earth;

11 And that every tongue should confess
that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79293468


your sky shit named God never did the flood. This is not got.

:NOT GOD:
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And I will certainly hide my face in that day because of
all their wickedness

"I will hide my face from them," he said, "and see what their end will be; for they are a perverse generation, children who are unfaithful.

[link to biblehub.net (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75109594


That just means he wont allow them to seek help from Him, not that he cant see what they are doing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277



Jeremiah 7:15
And I will cast you away from before my face, as I have cast away all your ... and I will cast you out of my sight, as I have cast out all your brethren,

Jeremiah 15:1
Away with them! Get them out of my sight!


1 Kings 9:7
I will take away Israel from the face of the land which I have given them; and the temple which I have sanctified to my name, I will cast out of my sight;

2 Kings 23:27
And the Lord said, I will send Judah away from before my face, as I have ... And Jehovah said, I will remove Judah also out of my sight, as I have removed Israel
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You can't deny this logic.
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And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOPE. its YOU that doesn't know who and what GOD is. He's NOT your urantian space alien hatonn with the fake multiple sons.
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You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOPE. its YOU that doesn't know who and what GOD is. He's NOT your urantian space alien hatonn with the fake multiple sons.
 Quoting: Baloney


You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOPE. its YOU that doesn't know who and what GOD is. He's NOT your urantian space alien hatonn with the fake multiple sons.
 Quoting: Baloney

There’s no point. This person is beyond any reasoning outside of their programmed beliefs.

Just like “Churchians” who know the bible inside and out, but don’t practice what Christ actually wants like love and forgiveness.
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You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOPE. its YOU that doesn't know who and what GOD is. He's NOT your urantian space alien hatonn with the fake multiple sons.
 Quoting: Baloney


This is your God Baloney..... and that is why you can take money for chasing me.

:NOT GOD:

And dumbo Baloney.. Hatonn is not in the Urantia book you never read and are thus a liar. also you have just admitted you again are not a son of the Father.. How utterly sad.verysad
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You can't deny this logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507277


And its not logic. because you don't know who and what they are and what God is.. and your own potential indwelling by the Father. So you logic is not logic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOPE. its YOU that doesn't know who and what GOD is. He's NOT your urantian space alien hatonn with the fake multiple sons.
 Quoting: Baloney


This is your God Baloney..... and that is why you can take money for chasing me.


 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


sorry but hatonn/aton your space alien gawd with the fake multiple sons is NOT REAL

and yes GOD does know/see all. He knows about all of your lies, deceptions, and blasphemies.

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Today's scantly clad pictures are yesteryear's porn. Sure some of that stuff was rough like it is now. You can't get away from porn or stimulating enviroments. Best just to keep your mind off of it in the real world so you don't go on too many adventures. But if you're into that kind of thing God wants it between man and woman and with no divorce.
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get a room you two





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