Wearing a surgical mask makes me feel like a naughty nurse at Walmart

You be Quid Pro Ho

Although the guy above who responded to you is no doubt the typical internet douche bag, you're no doubt an attention whore, and very likely a literal whore. Women like you are a dime a dozen and terribly transparent. You get your perverted (inverted) kicks by attempting to act "sexy and mysterious" on random forums and websites, desperately hoping someone will try and virtually pick you up. You're a miserable bitch who's likely in a miserably relationship, yet financially sound. So what do you do? You play stupid games with the false assumption that you're better half won't find out. What base is your husband stationed at? If he's not military, then I wager that you've managed to convince yourself that he's not paying enough attention to you. Perhaps you should log the fuck off the computer and pay more attention to him instead of replying to random guys on the internet with trite replies like "that's hot".

It’s Mr. Bean.

Yeah, he would clench his ass like a sissy! lol

And he kiss like a sissy, too!

I wanna wear an Arabian face mask...

You have some unfulfilled fantasies and desires, no reason to deny it. We have all been there!

Is that a xylophone?

Youre a coward

Time for a Nurse / Patient fantasy night with UR hubby.

Well, starvation is terrifying.

When's the last time you ate, son?

The only way that will work is if those panties have "game" .

This is going to end up 45 pages like the girl having an anxiety attack over weed yesterday.

LOL. That was a funny thread. Hope Love Goddess is ok.

Chasity is a hoot, love her so much.

Public Service Announcement: Miss Cleo = Agent 99. Had to change my name because MIS-C is now a virus. And too many stalkers.

It’s because your a whore.....just sayin....

You're never going to get laid... by a woman anyway.

Maybe not by the loser girls you like to fuck who just lay in their backs like a corpse. Some women like being treated bad in bed.

I know persons dead from covid19....

You seem a little nicer as Agent - 99...

Get Smart fan?

I always loved his car.

Sunbeam Tiger.

I got to drive 2 Sunbeam Alpines (pretty much the same physical car with a 4-cyl instead of the 8-cyl of the Tiger)

I never got into Mr Bean... I had seen Rowan Atkinson too many times as Black Adder.

Its like how if you're a Rocky Horror fan, the original Pennywise in It just wasn't scary...

You've mellowed significantly as well...

Never would have expected you to be posting boob-flashing smileys 2 years ago...

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Then the Demonic Ritual we have been hearing about is true. There is absolutely nothing exotic or sexy about this torment deliberately hurled upon Society. It's exceptionally unhealthy on multiple fronts and extremely harmful to developing children who read facial expressions and are learning to socialize with other children. It's incredibly abusive and all based upon a lie pandemic. In 2017-18 according to CDC Website 45 Million were infected with Coronavirus 17-18 / Flu and NO PANDEMIC !! We live in a sick and evil World!