I pissed off a jumping spider.

So I'm sitting on my deck taking control of my space and this jumping spider is taking up residence in a glass ashtray on my table. In the glass ashtray is a metal piece for holding a mosquito coil. So I take the metal piece and chase the spider around the ashtray and finally it jumps on the metal piece.

All this while I have two people watching what I am doing. Witnesses.

Anyway, I manage to get the spider on the deck railing and I am pushing it over the side with the metal piece - then it disappears.

OK, my fear of spiders in my space is appeased.

Suddenly, it crawls back up the flat deck railing part and makes it's way over to me, agitated. This is happening within less than a minute, mind you and everyone is still watching and in tune. Of course, I am vocializing that the 'jumping' spider won't leave and it's coming closer to me.

Anyway, I say out loud 'it's pissed at me' and then it jumps on my arm and trys to hurt me. So, I jump up and do the icky spider dance and who knows where it landed.

Just saying, don't piss off jumping spiders.