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My husband told me he "accidentally" put icy hot on his balls last night
It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
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We know what really happened.zombiebyte
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It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
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Maybe he got a little jock-itch and thought it might help. Vapor-Rub actually does help athlete’s foot and toenail fungus.
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It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
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Were his balls hurting?

Then he should asked you to do it... scheming
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We know what really happened.zombiebyte
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Re: My husband told me he "accidentally" put icy hot on his balls last night
It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
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Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
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Get the man some proper lube or do your job.

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I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass.

She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants.
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I’ve heard it hurts like hell, was he screaming?
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I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass.

She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants.
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Hmmmmm... I remember someone saying that bengay helps to maintain a strong wood.

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I’ve heard it hurts like hell, was he screaming?
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I’ve heard it hurts like hell, was he screaming?
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He said it burnt and hurt so bad.

His story was that he rubbed some on his shoulder, he did work out earlier that day and it was 2am, about to go to sleep and put his hands on his balls.

He said even washing it didn't help, it soaked in fast.
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I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass.

She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants.
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Hmmmmm... I remember someone saying that bengay helps to maintain a strong wood.

:lmpn:
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lol, not in his case!
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I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass.

She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants.
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It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
 Quoting: chasity


Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
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we did that in the army we would pay people to do it kid games i guess.
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I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass.

She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants.
 Quoting: Gucky


Hmmmmm... I remember someone saying that bengay helps to maintain a strong wood.

:lmpn:
 Quoting: LittleMe


lol, not in his case!
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I remember very well who said that... lmao
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we did that in the army we would pay people to do it kid games i guess.
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Re: My husband told me he "accidentally" put icy hot on his balls last night
It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
 Quoting: chasity


Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
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Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
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It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands.
 Quoting: chasity


Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
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Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Oh, my...

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Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
 Quoting: chasity


Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Oh, my...

Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
 Quoting: LittleMe


I'm starting to think Chasity's husband is into some kinky stuff.
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Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about..

Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;)
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
 Quoting: chasity


Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Oh, my...

Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
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Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. goodnews... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!!
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Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that?

rofl
 Quoting: chasity


Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Oh, my...

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 Quoting: LittleMe


Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. goodnews... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!!
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Have fun, my dear!

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Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread chuckle
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Oh, my...

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 Quoting: LittleMe


Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. goodnews... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!!
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Have fun, my dear!

lmsilly
 Quoting: LittleMe


rofl

that was a fun night. and for the record, he eventually did order special rubber bands and only used them once and nothing ever came of them after that.
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Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. goodnews... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!!
 Quoting: Cynical Realist


Have fun, my dear!

lmsilly
 Quoting: LittleMe


rofl

that was a fun night. and for the record, he eventually did order special rubber bands and only used them once and nothing ever came of them after that.
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Special rubber bands? What do you mean?

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Special rubber bands? What do you mean?

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They are super gross looking, like something Sting would have in his sexy time drawer. They are ribbed and thick silicone, don't try to look at them but sometimes my hand accidentally touches one when I reach for the "dirty" towels.
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I'm starting to think Chasity's husband is into some kinky stuff.
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I didn't even see this post! lol

IDK I just think he does weird stuff on accident lol.
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Special rubber bands? What do you mean?

:lmscry8:
 Quoting: LittleMe


They are super gross looking, like something Sting would have in his sexy time drawer. They are ribbed and thick silicone, don't try to look at them but sometimes my hand accidentally touches one when I reach for the "dirty" towels.
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I’m so afraid to know what he does with them...

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