My husband told me he "accidentally" put icy hot on his balls last night | |
the deplorable ar-15 nut
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LittleMe
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Cynical Realist
Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 79325879 United Kingdom 08/31/2020 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands. Quoting: chasity Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
Xeven
User ID: 75948321 United States 08/31/2020 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get the man some proper lube or do your job. Last Edited by Xeven on 08/31/2020 08:10 AM I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean. |
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Sharon Cherries
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LittleMe
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LittleMe
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chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 08/31/2020 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He said it burnt and hurt so bad. His story was that he rubbed some on his shoulder, he did work out earlier that day and it was 2am, about to go to sleep and put his hands on his balls. He said even washing it didn't help, it soaked in fast. grass fed sardines |
chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 08/31/2020 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass. Quoting: Gucky She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants. Hmmmmm... I remember someone saying that bengay helps to maintain a strong wood. :lmpn: lol, not in his case! grass fed sardines |
chasity
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chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 08/31/2020 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands. Quoting: chasity Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that? grass fed sardines |
Tubbs
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LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78240775 United States 08/31/2020 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I knew a guy that used bengay as anal lube when he screwed his wife in the ass. Quoting: Gucky She was not pleased or pleasured with his choice of lubricants. Hmmmmm... I remember someone saying that bengay helps to maintain a strong wood. :lmpn: lol, not in his case! I remember very well who said that... |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78240775 United States 08/31/2020 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys will be boys... |
Cynical Realist
Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 73550303 United Kingdom 09/01/2020 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands. Quoting: chasity Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that? Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 73037971 United States 09/01/2020 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It took him an hour to admit it to me. If it really was an accident he wouldn't have hesitated to tell me but I think he was trying to come up with a good story about why he touched his balls with icy hot on his hands. Quoting: chasity Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that? Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread Oh, my... Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver |
My Foolish Daydream
User ID: 73398970 United States 09/01/2020 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Cynical Realist Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that? Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread Oh, my... Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver I'm starting to think Chasity's husband is into some kinky stuff. It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath. |
Cynical Realist
Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 73550303 United Kingdom 09/01/2020 04:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Cynical Realist Us men are funny creatures...... Some hear things.... and then they secretly inside say.... I must try that... when no one is looking. Lets see what all the fuss is about.. Thing is... call it pride call it embarrassment... call it what you wil!! We have to protect our pride!! Especially when its something half way down our bodies... ;) Like my husbands rubber band incident, do you think other men tried that? Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread Oh, my... Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. ... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!! IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 73037971 United States 09/01/2020 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread Oh, my... Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. ... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!! Have fun, my dear! |
chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 09/01/2020 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Cynical Realist Dare I even ask....lol. How many things could you do with a rubber band??? On second thoughts.....NOOOOO or start a separate thread Oh, my... Thread: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. ... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!! Have fun, my dear! that was a fun night. and for the record, he eventually did order special rubber bands and only used them once and nothing ever came of them after that. grass fed sardines |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 73037971 United States 09/01/2020 10:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fek...... it made 15 pages.... OMG didnt know we had that many erm... `interested` (perverted) readers.. ... Any way must carry on im only up to page 5 ..... shhhhhh!!! Have fun, my dear! that was a fun night. and for the record, he eventually did order special rubber bands and only used them once and nothing ever came of them after that. Special rubber bands? What do you mean? :lmscry8: |
chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 09/01/2020 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are super gross looking, like something Sting would have in his sexy time drawer. They are ribbed and thick silicone, don't try to look at them but sometimes my hand accidentally touches one when I reach for the "dirty" towels. grass fed sardines |
chasity
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LittleMe
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