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User ID: 77849624 United States 08/30/2020 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joe Biden is running for President Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79313537 United Kingdom 08/30/2020 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand(and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs" ...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79285670 United States 08/30/2020 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79313537 She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand(and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs" ...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." What if someone shows up to save her? [link to media.techeblog.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79313537 United Kingdom 08/30/2020 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79313537 She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand(and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs" ...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." What if someone shows up to save her? [link to media.techeblog.com (secure)] It's on like Donkey Kong! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79323643 United States 08/30/2020 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74354048 Oh SNap... Fast forward to the now... [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
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LLernmusic
User ID: 55201025 United States 08/30/2020 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wanted to post the history of the f word but I don't want to upset you. I find it to be a pretty funny video. Okay to post or no? Figured it was ok so went ahead and posted. fff Last Edited by LLerned on 08/30/2020 07:46 PM Me playing some acoustic guitar and singing. [link to youtu.be (secure)] No ads not monetized. In the about tab at YouTube... link to my other YouTube channel with songs from recording at home |
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User ID: 77849624 United States 08/30/2020 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wins da internet Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
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