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AkashicRecord®
User ID: 79251483 United States 09/12/2020 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | James Woods in his best performance (at the end): [link to youtu.be (secure)] Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79370779 Greece 09/12/2020 11:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two soldiers in a foxhole, one says he needs to pee and jumps out. Two hours go by and the squaddie left in the foxhole is understandably worried. Half hour later, the first soldier comes sauntering back in, not a care in the world. Second soldier... 'Where the feck you been?' First soldier... 'Well, I found this little nurse by the ruined hospital, she was feckin great. did her missionary style, doggy, titty f*cked her, bagpiped her. Fantastic time.' Second soldier.... 'Did you get a blow job?' First soldier... 'Nah, I couldn't find the head'. |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 75510736 United States 09/12/2020 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two soldiers in a foxhole, one says he needs to pee and jumps out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79370779 Two hours go by and the squaddie left in the foxhole is understandably worried. Half hour later, the first soldier comes sauntering back in, not a care in the world. Second soldier... 'Where the feck you been?' First soldier... 'Well, I found this little nurse by the ruined hospital, she was feckin great. did her missionary style, doggy, titty f*cked her, bagpiped her. Fantastic time.' Second soldier.... 'Did you get a blow job?' First soldier... 'Nah, I couldn't find the head'. |
AkashicRecord®
User ID: 78992185 United States 10/09/2020 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
SerenaSeesAll
User ID: 78926188 United States 10/09/2020 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I checked into a hotel with my wife and kids and was greeted by the clerk checking everyone in and he quietly whispered to me , “Do you want your porn channel disabled”? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78230975 I said “No you sick fuck. I want the regular porn”. ============================================================= Noticing Miracles Is My Hobby The Bible - When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! |
SerenaSeesAll
User ID: 78926188 United States 10/09/2020 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Santa came down the chimney to find a lovely woman wearing a sexy nighty. She say's "Santa would you stay with me tonight"? Santa say's "Ho Ho Ho, I gotta go. Got a lot to deliver, don't you know". She drops the straps on her gown and say's "Santa wont you please stay with me tonight"? Santa say's "Ho Ho Ho, I gotta go. Got a lot to deliver, don't you know". She drops the nightgown to the floor exposing her entire body. She says "Santa wont you please, please, please stay with me tonight"? Santa says "Hey, hey, hey I gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney this way". ============================================================= Noticing Miracles Is My Hobby The Bible - When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! |
SerenaSeesAll
User ID: 78926188 United States 10/16/2020 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TWO ATOMS ARE STANDING ON THE CORNER, FIRST ATOM SAYS "I THINK I LOST AN ELECTRON" SECOND ATOM SAYS "ARE YOU SURE?" FIRST ATOM SAYS "I'M POSITIVE". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79204899 Asked my Chemist if he wanted to hear a joke about sodium. He said "Na". ============================================================= Noticing Miracles Is My Hobby The Bible - When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! |