I DIDN'T GET SHOT BY POLICE TODAY! Woke up. Showered. Went to work. Came home. Showered. Spent time with my kids. Cooked dinner. Browsing GLP!

Well, did you try some crime and resisting arrest? See, that’s your problem. Try that next time

yeah they stay out of my neighborhood because i dont like meth dealin sheriffs departments.
had to close a county park over meth dealin cops,ruined the whole park reputation and value of surrounding realestate.

The system loves people who work for it.

All those bombs dropped on the other side of the planet wouldn't be possible without average people obediently following along.

So you are a welfare leach I take it?

I work for myself BTW.

You're doing it wrong...

I take no responsibility if you're dumb enough to use the following guide (disclaimer - this is satire, don't do it):

Step 1
Goal = gain police attention (don't do this):
Flip a bunch of people off and scream obscenities at anyone that makes eye contact
Kick over random candy racks in gas stations
Run down the street naked
Repeat as needed for desired result

Step 2
Goal = get shot by cops (don't do this):
Refuse to follow any directions
Start throwing heavy objects at them
Make sudden gestures reaching into your pants, behind your back & into your vehicle
Move like you're going to try & take their weapon
You'll probably have to try multiple times on multiple officers to get shot - most officers are more patient than people realize


If you don't want to get shot = follow directions & be respectful like most intelligent people do when interacting with the cops

Honestly - doing this I think your chances of getting shot by a civy during step 1 are better than an LEO...but hey, it's your funeral.

IE. don't be an idiot

Last Edited by Coldkidc on 09/01/2020 12:23 AM

2 showers a day is wasting water

I am not trailer trash like yourself.

And if if was hot, there would have been three today.

im a bootlickin parrot,hear me roar!^^^^^^^^^

Good for you moron

I got pulled over 3 time while armed with a pistol and didn't get shot....I'm not white either....matter of fact the nice officer and I chatted about guns and I went on my way....he didn't even give me a ticket for speeding which was the reason I got pulled over....