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Message Subject God killed the Devil when his Son Jesus shed his blood on the cross for the Evil of All Man.
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A man died, & went to Heaven

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gate, he saw a huge wall of Clocks above him, He asked, "What are those Clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you Lie the hands on your Clock will move."

"Oh, said the man.

"Whose Clock is that?" St. Peter answered, "That's Mother Teresa's, the hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a Lie."

Incredible said the man.

St. Peter said this Clock is "Abraham Lincoln's Clock, the hands have moved twice, telling him Abe' told only 2 Lies in his entire life."

Then the man asked, "Where is Trump's Clock?"
St. Peter said, "his Clock is in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan...
 
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