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A Joe Biden haiku

 
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A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
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09/03/2020 10:04 AM
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
 Quoting: keybored


I'm running for senate with my VP "Kornpop" Harris, who likes to rub the hair on my legs. Lick me over If you like what you see, give me your vote, if not, vote for the other Biden. Come-on man!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
my first name is Joe
and my last name is Biden
come here young girl.... sniff
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

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09/03/2020 10:19 AM
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic zzzz, zzzz
zzz zzzzzz zzzz zzzzzz
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
What? Are you for real?
I'm running for President?
I did not know that.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Kamala is great.
I don't even have to think,
she does it for me.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Why should I go out?
My basement is safe and dry
Campaigning is whack.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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09/03/2020 10:29 AM
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
What? Are you for real?
I'm running for President?
I did not know that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
 Quoting: keybored


I'm running for senate with my VP "Kornpop" Harris, who likes to rub the hair on my legs. Lick me over If you like what you see, give me your vote, if not, vote for the other Biden. Come-on man!
 Quoting: Clair_Voyant


Good, but not a haiku, which follows the rules of 3 lines: the first having 5 syllables, the 2nd line 7 and the 3rd 5 again.
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm an alcoholic
oh, wait, wrong meeting
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm an alcoholic
oh, wait, wrong meeting
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm a child molester
oh, wait, wrong meeting

Fixed it for you.
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09/03/2020 12:02 PM
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
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Ammon, do you need to be arrested again?
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm an alcoholic
oh, wait, wrong meeting
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm a child molester
oh, wait, wrong meeting

Fixed it for you.
 Quoting: keybored


thanks. cheers

in DC he'd almost always be in the right meeting for either proclamation, though.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
 Quoting: keybored


Ammon, do you need to be arrested again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79332591


whut_whut
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm an alcoholic
oh, wait, wrong meeting
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm a child molester
oh, wait, wrong meeting

Fixed it for you.
 Quoting: keybored


thanks. cheers

in DC he'd almost always be in the right meeting for either proclamation, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


How about his one?

My name is Nancy
and I'm an alcoholic
And it's all Trump's fault
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09/03/2020 12:12 PM
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
I'm Joe Biden, the
Democratic thing, you know
I... oh come on, man
 Quoting: keybored


I'm running for senate with my VP "Kornpop" Harris, who likes to rub the hair on my legs. Lick me over If you like what you see, give me your vote, if not, vote for the other Biden. Come-on man!
 Quoting: Clair_Voyant


Good, but not a haiku, which follows the rules of 3 lines: the first having 5 syllables, the 2nd line 7 and the 3rd 5 again.
 Quoting: keybored


Gotcha...should've looked it up. Haha
"Time hustles those who wait to die"
"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind"
GOD WINS!
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm an alcoholic
oh, wait, wrong meeting
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


Hi, My name is Joe
and I'm a child molester
oh, wait, wrong meeting

Fixed it for you.
 Quoting: keybored


thanks. cheers

in DC he'd almost always be in the right meeting for either proclamation, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


How about his one?

My name is Nancy
and I'm an alcoholic
And it's all Trump's fault
 Quoting: keybored


with 2 of the 3 lines being true, that would be the most honest thing Pelosi would have said in the last 40 years.
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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09/03/2020 12:36 PM

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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
This is the first thing I clicked on today
The internet has already been won and it's here
Well done carry on
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09/03/2020 12:37 PM
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Wow, Hurley hit me with the mace again.
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Re: A Joe Biden haiku
Wow, Hurley hit me with the mace again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79272615


whut_whut





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