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Bear swipes at a chick running down path . Incredible footage

 
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Only bear claws I'm gonna come in contact with are located between frosted or sprinkles.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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Black bears kill more people than brown or grizzly.
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Do you just make shit up in your mind as you go and call it reality? Black bears are incredibly timid compared to brown bears and especially grizzlies. Grizzlies are responsible for twice as many deaths even though there are far less of them compared to black bears.

I have come across black bears constantly in hikes. They tend to be curious and some even come up to you for food (because they have been fed by humans before). If you charge at one screaming they usually run away from you (unless cornered). Black bears have the personality of raccoons. They can be dangerous, but usually tend to just get into your trash bins or come up to get food from you.

The black bear in this video probably just wanted food from her because someone fed it before. So it came up to her and tapped her for food. Notice that after it did that it started to turn away to run because it thought that she might attack.

Stop making crap up and feeding people it. And go actually educate yourself.
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tell it to those eaten by black bears maybe they'll spring to life again?



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On wow a little black shebear ...
Mannn we were walking with these things in the garden of eden, we even named 'em
or oh wow a tiger... I actually love those animals, I am a cat person. Anyways in these types of situations the best thing that you can do is to get on the ground with them and play with 'em.
You ever heard of that lady "animal psychic" who was in africa? (I read about her here on top first) she would be just chillin with packs of wild baboons and big ol black panthers.
She wasn't afraid she was just real empathetic, and critters can sense fear and they don't trust it so show the poor things some compassion. You fare much worse with a pack of hungry wolves or a desperate mama grizzly
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Animals like friends.
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What an idiot, says she didn't know where to go when there's literally just a 2ft tall fence next to her and a clear path to escape beyond it. Dumbass.
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That's why I don't go running...
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And that’s the ONLY reason?
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Assuming by the comments you people don't get out much. What a pussy nation America has become.
Black bears are harmless. Just very curious.
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This is like those dumbasses who pose for a picture near a buffalo. A buffalo is a wild creature that is nothing like a cow. If you try to fence a buffalo, he or she takes it personal. They will clobber that fencing with all their strength. They ain't mean just ornery. If you'recrowding a buffalo, he takes it personal like it's a test.

It's good meat, but it's lean.
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A buffalo is smart and wants to be free. Maybe a buffalo would be good symbol for Amercan patriots.
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SInce I get captcha'd posting long things...see if this works in parts

"SInce people seem to be really afraid of bears. I will tell you a funny story about a kermode. Otherwise known as a Spirit bear. We were pine mushroom picking at a site pretty much close to where the Alaska Highway begins. Ie, it would have been closer to me to drive to CA then to there and I was still not half way through my Province. It was getting late in the season and most of the pickers had left to go SOuth in search of more, but we were just having fun at that point.

A friend of mine showed up after traversing the Atlantic in a 52' Fraser built sailboat and flew to Vancouver, then drove the 24 hours to get to camp and he brought with him 100 grams of chocolate covered mushrooms and 1 'bliss balls', some sort of cannabis choco-cookie things. I ate half of one, decided to puke it up and my dog ate the other half before I could actually stand up. I went out into the rain and mud, puked, pissed and the mud came up over my gumbots and I was way too high."
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SInce people seem to be really afraid of bears. I will tell you a funny story about a kermode. Otherwise known as a Spirit bear. We were pine mushroom picking at a site pretty much close to where the Alaska Highway begins. Ie, it would have been closer to me to drive to CA then to there and I was still not half way through my Province. It was getting late in the season and most of the pickers had left to go SOuth in search of more, but we were just having fun at that point.

A friend of mine showed up after traversing the Atlantic in a 52' Fraser built sailboat and flew to Vancouver, then drove the 24 hours to get to camp and he brought with him 100 grams of chocolate covered mushrooms and 100 'bliss balls', some sort of cannabis choco-cookie things. I ate half of one, decided to puke it up and my dog ate the other half before I could actually stand up. I went out into the rain and mud, puked, pissed and the mud came up over my gumbots and I was way too high.

The dog was half coyote, 1/4 akita, 1/4 shepherd. SO we stored buddies treats in a roof top carrier. ABout 3 hours later my dog jumped on my chest and started growling. I was too indebriated from a half a damn bliss ball so another one of us jumped up and opened the door of our tarp house and let the dog chase the bear.

We went picking the next day, kind of slim pickings and we noted that the snow was making it's way down all the mountains so we just decided to have a few days of hanging by a gorgeous river and chilling up North. We pulled into what is known as the Zoo, an abandonded logging camp. We all saw the kermodes eyes in the tree. You can't shoot them here. Went to our camp site. Invited a bunch of people over and had a very fine evening. You could feel the presence of the bear.

SO in honour of our agreement...only drink and eat and afford gas for the day...we went out for half a day picking. Made decent money ($500.00 or so between 4 of us for wandering in the bush). Well...as soon as we pulled into our camp the dog went nuts. The kermode had climbed up and ripped apart the roof top carrier and aside from spilling flour had really only eaten 2 items. One being 95 of those bliss balls that made me puke, and about 100 grams of chcoc covered mushrooms. SO the dog begged me to go have fun.

5 minutes later we heard her tree the bear, so we thought. It was about 1/4 a mile away so I decided to just go see what was going on and bring the darn dog home. Well, the bear wasn't treed and I had to giggle to the point of tears. The bear was rolling around on its back stoned as anything and being hounded by the bitch. It couldn't do anything. It was tripping. So I brought the dog back to camp and got evil looks from her all night. The bear never came back to camp as far as I know.

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This is like those dumbasses who pose for a picture near a buffalo. A buffalo is a wild creature that is nothing like a cow. If you try to fence a buffalo, he or she takes it personal. They will clobber that fencing with all their strength. They ain't mean just ornery. If you'recrowding a buffalo, he takes it personal like it's a test.

It's good meat, but it's lean.
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A buffalo is smart and wants to be free. Maybe a buffalo would be good symbol for Amercan patriots.
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Yep, they think fences are just a “suggestion”. Though there are people that raise them. But they are also given plenty of space.
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Among some indigenous, a shaman that goes rogue in his lust for power can become a bear walker. He's cursed as it gives him enormous strength but he can't ever be sated but is always hungry and starts becoming a cannibal to cope. It's like their way of interpreting a serial killer. Or demonic possession.

That is a wendigo. This is the theme of the film Ravenous.
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A whole bunch of isolated soldiers end up becoming ravenous wendigos. The original trailer makes it seem like a horror comedy when it actually isn't.
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She needs to go play the lottery. That's 1 in a million chance she doesn't get mauled.
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Probably smelled her period
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Correct.
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There was an old wrestler here in my area back in the 1970'2- 1980's who's wrestling bear killed his wife, while it was her time of the month...

Keen sense of smell those bears have...
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Interesting about the periods. Kangaroos will attack women on their periods.
A friend had a pet roo, years ago, it knew me well but it up and kicked me in the stomach one day. Friends husband asked me straight away if I had my periods, yep, that's why it's attacked you.
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bears eating people is fake nooz

whenever see bears they seem friendly to me 1dunno1
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A fine action film for guys is William Friedkin's (director of The Exorcist) The Hunted.
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A guy is Delta Force and trained to kill by a tracker. (Based on Tom Brown Jr.)
And he goes rogue as they sent him in to be be a "wetboy" and take out a terrorist, but he had a big group supporting him, so they left him out in the cold and he gets blames for a massacre.

Then the tracker even conjures up the image that the killer might be a wendigo, but doesn't come right out and say it.

Great film.
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The real Tom Brown Jr. who trained many S military and trackers and bounty hunters and bushcraft people. A fine teacher and man.
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If you are a big guy and manly and you have an aggressive spirit, in the old days you have been a warrior, a soldier, a trapper, an explorer. So when you feel that instinctual, "You're crowding me", when some knucklehead is getting to close, that the bear spirit inside you. You are luckily not tamed.
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Swiped? He BEARLY touched her.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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Black bears are relatively harmless so long as you're not between a mamma and her cubs.

Grizzleys and polar bears are deadly.

Also - any person who jogs alone on a nature trail is an absolute moron. Doubly if they wear headphones all the while. Bigger threat is human predators for same reasons.
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He was just being curious. Fortunately it was a black bear and not a grizzly.
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“But don't run away from a bear like she did.“



Seems to be GOOD ADVICE.

Even “tame “ yard dogs are TRIGGERED TO CHASE

AND TAKE DOWN running prey !!!

Don’t ask how I know!

( ; )

( after 60 years I am sure my EX-friend is still MADDDDD

after My Feet left him in the dust and DOG ....

after he said DON’T RUN, DON’T RUN-)

!

... Must have a lot of rabbit blood in me! ( ; )
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Re: Bear swipes at a chick running down path . Incredible footage
i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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Black bears kill more people than brown or grizzly.
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Bears rarely kill humans.Usually humans stupidly approach the bears and most times the bear has cubs.People are stupid and clueless ,bears can out run you,out climb you and easily kill you.Still a good piece of video.
Look at the cawk on that dawg
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He copped a feel.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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Oh, yes they do. I have read dozens of reports where people were killed. There is even a video taken by someone of a brown bear about to attack him. Most of him was found inside the bear's stomach when it was finally shot.
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Bears are very dangerous and unpredictable. That was a close one, and she was very lucky, and did all the wrong things.
This is why I don't like hiking in Canada.
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Awesome!
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black bears eat more humans than griz


she should have been yelling, screaming, waving her arms, acting agressive


griz will kill you if you do that, blacks will often run away


just stand there like a buffet when they are that close makes you look like easy pickings
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She probably feeds the bear every day.
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That bear was groping her. She ought to wear more modest clothing. The damn bear is getting randy.
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She probably feeds the bear every day.
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WOuldn't doubt it. Mine gets snacks now and then if I feel like it.
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Lesson learned: do not jog outside while on period.

Bear actually looked scared of her. Very apprehensively tapped her knee and then jolted away.





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