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Bear swipes at a chick running down path . Incredible footage

 
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More of a playful pat, checking to see if she was real, but cool video!

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OMG, how scary! I can't believe she was laughing! I used to do accounting for a tech firm that worked with the Bureau of Land Management. One of the land surveyors had been attacked by bear in Alaska. He had a perfect HUGE claw scar that ran clear across his face. It was brutal - but he lived.

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OMG, how scary! I can't believe she was laughing! I used to do accounting for a tech firm that worked with the Bureau of Land Management. One of the land surveyors had been attacked by bear in Alaska. He had a perfect HUGE claw scar that ran clear across his face. It was brutal - but he lived.
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I would think a scar like that would get you mad pussy.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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You could not be more wrong. That bear was testing the fence, expecting the shock. Next time he'll take the free meat.
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That bear totally got into someone's stash.

"Dude, that really looks like a human on my trail? Nah, can't be...?
Better check, I'm so high!
HOLY FUCK! SHE'S REAL!?!? Oh man...that's bad news, wat do??"

I'm fluent in stoned bear.
Probably.
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uhhmmm, wtf glp... was expecting a big n' strong hairy gay dude knockin' out a BISCH
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Folks that bear looks cuddly and cute. It's not. It's a killing machine with claws that could gut you and jaws that can snap bones easily. Their bone structure and musculature are massive.

It is a simple matter to carry a self defense pepper spray. The bears, for their own benefit, need to be conditioned to stay away from humans.
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Interesting about the periods. Kangaroos will attack women on their periods.

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So why is this? Is it just about the blood or something tied to hormones?
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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There are videos that do show them attacking.

Seen some from Russia and Asians. Some think they can get a pic with the bear.

Also the guy that lived with the bears, his attack and killing was n=on video.
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Bear just walks out and swiped at runner. This girl had to be tripping.

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Lighting off a pack of 100 firecrackers ends that real quick.
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It looked like he was playing tag. She's "it" now.
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Bear just walks out and swiped at runner. This girl had to be tripping.

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Must have not felt threatened or had babies around. I would have figured her running would have triggered instinct to chase.
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well that was stupid.
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bear pats her on the ass, democrats would say its a misogynist bear

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lucky girl:phew:




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Damn. That toddler has to be three times that monkeys weight, so those little dudes are strong!

And that biker was lucky he wasn't using pedal power. He would have been lunch.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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I agree with the curious comment. Notice after the bear touches the girl, he backs up and cowers. That wasn't the actions of a bear that sees her as food.
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^^^

Bear expert after watching one video. Got to luv GLP.
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Bear just walks out and swiped at runner. This girl had to be tripping.

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I just noticed houses up on the hill. I think this bear is mostly used to humans. Probably being fed by them.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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I agree with the curious comment. Notice after the bear touches the girl, he backs up and cowers. That wasn't the actions of a bear that sees her as food.
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Black bears don't eat people but they WILL attack and maim or kill them. She lucked out.
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Bear just walks out and swiped at runner. This girl had to be tripping.

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That's why I don't go running...
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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That bear was looking for dinner.
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Now that how you do a mostly peaceful protest!
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Humans are the apex predator, if they are allowed to carry the optimal weaponry.
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More of a playful pat, checking to see if she was real, but cool video!

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I agree it look like a curious touch.
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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I agree with the curious comment. Notice after the bear touches the girl, he backs up and cowers. That wasn't the actions of a bear that sees her as food.
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Black bears don't eat people but they WILL attack and maim or kill them. She lucked out.
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They are the most mellow and docile of bears, unless literally starving.

If not starving, they will attack if seriously provoked. Otherwise not.

I have walked right up to them WHILE EATING FROM A GARBAGE DUMPSTER and they usually just turn and walk away. Sometimes will just stand there calmly for a while looking at me and then walk away, or wait for me to walk away and then go.

Sometimes I have seen them encounter people face to face and they are curious and will sniff a bit or paw lightly like in that video but that is it.

Oh, and stay away from cubs. Mama is near by even if you don't see her, and she will run you down and rip your throat out.
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The only thing that's incredible is the person's shooting the video inability to maintain focus.
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Re: Bear swipes at a chick running down path . Incredible footage
i'm starting to think bears are not dangerous at all. seen a lot of videos but they never attack humans. that was a curious bear, not one out to have dinner.
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Cool video TY
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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Bears Lives Matter...

That species-ist hater should have given-up the leg to that hungry Bear.
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Time to thin out the bears.
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Yep that's today's logic
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My town's police and conservation authorities kill an average of 30 bears a year. When their population increases they move into urban areas. You can't move them back into the bush, because it can't support the bear population it already has.

Of course if people would follow city by-laws, i.e. not put their garbage out before 4:00 AM on garbage day, not hang bird feeders in their back yards, and not leave back yard fruit trees and berry bushes unharvested, we might reduce these numbers.

Personally, I had many uneventful encounters with black bears in Northern Ontario, but now I live where grizzlies and mountain lions also roam. I was once doing Tai Chi at night when a black bear walked right by me. I don't know if the bear thought I was Chuck Norris or if she thought "Loser doing Tai Chi can't be a threat, I'll just walk right by him."

People tend to forget that deer and moose kill far more people through vehicle collisions, then black bears, grizzlies, polar bears, and mountain lions combined. Of those collisions it is usually the vehicle occupants that survive and the deer that dies. In forestry, sleeping in any passenger seat is grounds for dismissal. All vehicle occupants are expected to assist the driver in spotting danger.

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