What do you think the average glper is like?

1) they probably own crystals and do magic
2) they probably have dreadlocks and smoke weed
3) they probably got some dogs and some cats
4) they probably lurk more than post
5) they're wealthy in many aspects of life
6) more than likely single
7) they're in contact with et/big brother
8) their friends are just like them
9) they are anonymous more often than blue name
10) more likely male than female