BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78842581 United States 09/12/2020 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. Your uncle is a Vienna sausage taste tester. :uncle: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77031372 Bulgaria 09/12/2020 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. Sounds legit. Especially since "scientists" are involved. . ... yeah ... "scientists" every time make the difference ... . [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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User ID: 32632942 Philippines 09/12/2020 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories about 5G causing people to lose their minds. So much doom! Thread: * UPDATE PG 202 * EX- GF AF INTEL - UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS ARE ABOUT TO SURFACE Thread: OBJECT TO HIT PACIFIC - BIG WAVES You are born with the truth, then taught a lie. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76769884 United States 09/13/2020 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!? I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS. It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 50279778 Australia 09/13/2020 06:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76769884 I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS. It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief. My husband works for Northrop Grumman...sorry to disappoint ...he’s got nothing. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77046724 United States 09/13/2020 09:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. Sounds legit. Especially since "scientists" are involved. YEA, sounds legit. Especially that part where they invented the cover story for the asteroid about 10 months BEFORE THE ASTEROID WAS DISCOVERED. ANOTHER no-so-well-thought-out doom. GLP doom projects have been going downhill for some time. Folks are just not putting in the work and inspired thinking anymore. How I long for the days when "tears ran down my cheeks" and "there were sharks in the streets". |
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Kamchatka
Culturally outdated by choice User ID: 57564312 United States 09/13/2020 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76769884 I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS. It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief. If you were registered, I'd give you green karma every week for months for that one! More deplorable all the time. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79246470 United Kingdom 09/13/2020 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST The roid impact will be a direct hit on OP's rectum, the squelch will be heard over a three block radius with total destruction of anal sphincter and complete loss of all bowel function, due to the fact OP is full of crap keep all windows and doors closed. His uncle works with scientists and that makes this fact. |
Cale-Tucker
User ID: 79348175 France 09/13/2020 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST The roid impact will be a direct hit on OP's rectum, the squelch will be heard over a three block radius with total destruction of anal sphincter and complete loss of all bowel function, due to the fact OP is full of crap keep all windows and doors closed. His uncle works with scientists and that makes this fact. |
Nonentity
User ID: 79315546 United States 09/13/2020 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST Thread: BREAKING!! 50 km diameter Asteroid HEADED STRAIGHT FOR HEAD ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 6 2pm EST Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49945568 Lots of LARPS going on of late. But IF I was PTB thats exactly what I'd be posting on CT sites to "muddy the waters" As soon as someone posts REAL doom....and they will and do...the best way to get it ignored is larp the absolute fuck out of it. Agreed |
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User ID: 76946759 United States 09/15/2020 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories about 5G causing people to lose their minds. So much doom! Thread: * UPDATE PG 202 * EX- GF AF INTEL - UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS ARE ABOUT TO SURFACE Thread: OBJECT TO HIT PACIFIC - BIG WAVES I Want To Believe |
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St. Pete Traveler
User ID: 16859110 United States 09/15/2020 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935 This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists. Lets pretend for a moment that explains some of Trump's erratic behavior. Nothing explains BLM or DNC behavior. To make it more effective, the DNC and Trump would have been on full blown Covid panic. I'm calling Bullshit. Trump is no actor nor a good liar. What you see is what you get. |