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BREAKING!! 1.4 mile diameter Asteroid HEADED FOR STRAIGHT ON COLLISION WITH EARTH SEPT 26 8 AM EST

 
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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
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Your uncle is a Vienna sausage taste tester.
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chuckle

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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
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Sounds legit. Especially since "scientists" are involved.
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... yeah ... "scientists" every time make the difference ...
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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935


I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories about 5G causing people to lose their minds. So much doom!

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Typical hit and run GLP role play..Yawwwwwwwwwn...s226
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It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!?
I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS.
It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief.
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So the whole world is trying to save some stupid park in the US?
Nah, I don't buy that for a second.
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It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!?
I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS.
It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief.
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My husband works for Northrop Grumman...sorry to disappoint ...he’s got nothing.
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So where is this asteroid supposed to hit?
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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935


Sounds legit. Especially since "scientists" are involved.
 Quoting: ++Richardson++


YEA, sounds legit. Especially that part where they invented the cover story for the asteroid about 10 months BEFORE THE ASTEROID WAS DISCOVERED.

ANOTHER no-so-well-thought-out doom.

GLP doom projects have been going downhill for some time. Folks are just not putting in the work and inspired thinking anymore.

How I long for the days when "tears ran down my cheeks" and "there were sharks in the streets".
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Only one who looks like an idiot is the OP.
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It's ALWAYS the uncles... seriously!!?
I mean where are all of the aunts, cousins, moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and in-laws- and why don't they ever throw out any insider intel??? Because honestly, the uncles have a HORRIBLE track record, and they really suck at this intel thing-Everything they come up with is always a huge bunch of BS.
It's officially time for another family member to take over as insider intel chief.
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If you were registered, I'd give you green karma every week for months for that one!
More deplorable all the time.
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09/13/2020 10:33 AM
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Hopefully it hits your house.
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So where is this asteroid supposed to hit?
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The roid impact will be a direct hit on OP's rectum, the squelch will be heard over a three block radius with total destruction of anal sphincter and complete loss of all bowel function, due to the fact OP is full of crap keep all windows and doors closed. His uncle works with scientists and that makes this fact.
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So where is this asteroid supposed to hit?
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The roid impact will be a direct hit on OP's rectum, the squelch will be heard over a three block radius with total destruction of anal sphincter and complete loss of all bowel function, due to the fact OP is full of crap keep all windows and doors closed. His uncle works with scientists and that makes this fact.
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Lots of LARPS going on of late.

But IF I was PTB thats exactly what I'd be posting on CT sites to "muddy the waters"

As soon as someone posts REAL doom....and they will and do...the best way to get it ignored is larp the absolute fuck out of it.
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Agreed
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Where is ground zero? I guess it dosen't matter anyway that is an extinction level event, that amount of mass at 40,000 mile per hour. SPLAT!
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Cool, let's get this shit show over with.
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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935


I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories about 5G causing people to lose their minds. So much doom!

Thread: * UPDATE PG 202 * EX- GF AF INTEL - UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS ARE ABOUT TO SURFACE

Thread: OBJECT TO HIT PACIFIC - BIG WAVES
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is there still time to spend a night having fun with Nancy Pelosis front bottom?
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My uncle works for Northrop Grumman and apparently this whole COVID-19 bullshit was just a cover story for a recently identified asteroid headed straight for earth. THIS is why Donald Trump looks like an idiot, it's because COVID-19 is not real. We've spent the last 6 months on the largest multinational project the world has ever seen and the conclusion is that nothing can be done, we identified this asteroid too late to change it's path with nukes.


This impact is expected to cause destruction along the lines of Yellowstone erupting, according to the scientists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78812935


Lets pretend for a moment that explains some of Trump's erratic behavior. Nothing explains BLM or DNC behavior. To make it more effective, the DNC and Trump would have been on full blown Covid panic.

I'm calling Bullshit. Trump is no actor nor a good liar. What you see is what you get.





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