Damn op. If I were you I'd start a twitter account named after a single letter in the alphabet. I think Q E and R are taken so I suggest U. Then I would post a lot of ambiguous bullshit to baffle the backpatters. Buy yourself a month or two at a time between your clickbaity disappointments. In the downtime remind your followers how much you love them and need their unity or everything falls apart (even though nothing can stop whats coming). Every time you make a tweet thats all about yourself to incite backpatting, offset it with a few posts minimizing your personal importance reminding people that your identity is of as much consequence as your empty promises.