I am glad Donald Trump will marry my
besti friend and wars will cease so we can all live in peace and happiness.
She is Cadillac and I am yugo.
I am so happy you wont force me on any unwanted sexual intercounters no more and let me have a normal relationship with an average guy.

BUT MOST OF ALL I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO NEEDS FOR ME AND YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW. I will drive a car now.