forget the Jesus part, we have two candidates that are so incredibly broken that it may be unprecedented.

Why would anybody vote for either of these weirdos? You might as well write in Mickey Mouse or something.

Our choice this year is a child sniffing dementia patient or a low-intelligence narcissistic lying machine.

Great.

I know Presidents don't really do anything but act as figureheads but goddamn. This must have been how a Roman must have felt when all you could elect was perverted lead poisoned madmen.