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My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her

 
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09/16/2020 12:23 AM
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My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
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09/16/2020 12:30 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Insert the penis into back of butt (menz) is the next step.
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09/16/2020 12:32 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
I almost wonder if your gf was conducting a test. Sounds like you failed. I'm sorry. My condolences, OP.
It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath.
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09/16/2020 12:33 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
fake news


op has no girlfriend

nor boyfriend, for that matter.
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09/16/2020 12:33 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
She's pretty sure yer gay bub...


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09/16/2020 12:34 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
You better get rid of that mind controlling ginger before she has you in a gimp cage.
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Maybe you would be better with a cat.
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Maybe you would be better with a cat.
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Are you saying that's the only way he'll get to touch a pussy again?
It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath.
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09/16/2020 12:36 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
OP, you had a girlfriend

On the couch

And you watched broke back mountain

And you actually watched the movie.

That is some gay sh**, bro.
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09/16/2020 12:38 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/16/2020 12:39 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


You should kill yourself honestly
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i couldn't help my emotions
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09/16/2020 12:41 AM

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So, how big is your girlfriends Adam’s apple, and have you compared dick sizes with each other yet?
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09/16/2020 12:42 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
OP, It's a sensitive love story between 2 people. If it portrayed a heterosexual Asian couple would you have cried?
Does that mean you want an Asian GF? Same logic.
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09/16/2020 12:43 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Did you get goosebumps as she rammed you in the poopshute?
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


You should kill yourself honestly
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i couldn't help my emotions
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


I have to wonder how you made it to whatever age you are without someone telling you that watching a movie, while grabbing your junk, is not the same thing as watching a movie with an actual Female. You can call your fists whatever you want...but that doesn't mean it's true. Oh...by the way...when some Tinder "female" asks how long your pecker is... you don't measure it from the @$$hole to the tip...
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09/16/2020 12:49 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
topless

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I wouldn't watch that, Ever!

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09/16/2020 01:12 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
that movie is a bona fide chick flick

they all watch it and cry buckets

something to do with unfulfilled love


same with Out of Africa

and a bunch of others with the same plot

ie - handsome lone bachelor, can't be tamed, and just as they get together for real, he is killed in an accident

same old same old

and they cry every time



Just be there with tissues and tim tams.
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09/16/2020 01:27 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
I almost wonder if your gf was conducting a test. Sounds like you failed. I'm sorry. My condolences, OP.
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^^^ THIS ^^^

Pack your shit, OP. She’s tossing your ass out for a real man.

You proved yourself to be a little soy-boy bitch.

Yes..... you FAILED miserably.

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It gives you the illusion of freedom,
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09/16/2020 01:30 AM
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I'll never quit you.
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
that movie is a bona fide chick flick

they all watch it and cry buckets

something to do with unfulfilled love


same with Out of Africa

and a bunch of others with the same plot

ie - handsome lone bachelor, can't be tamed, and just as they get together for real, he is killed in an accident

same old same old

and they cry every time



Just be there with tissues and tim tams.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76253948


I struggled to stay awake during Out of Africa, I really don't get that fucking film..
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09/16/2020 01:31 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Made you watch ?

That was a shit test dude, and you failed !

Man up!

Should have told her firmly NO!
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09/16/2020 01:32 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Made you watch ?

That was a shit test dude, and you failed !

Man up!

Should have told her firmly NO!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79328586


come on even the manliest man would break down under those cirumstances, it's a beautiful love story in the end
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
that movie is a bona fide chick flick

they all watch it and cry buckets

something to do with unfulfilled love


same with Out of Africa

and a bunch of others with the same plot

ie - handsome lone bachelor, can't be tamed, and just as they get together for real, he is killed in an accident

same old same old

and they cry every time



Just be there with tissues and tim tams.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76253948


I struggled to stay awake during Out of Africa, I really don't get that fucking film..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79299368


watch the 80s east of eden miniseries...you'll get it



boooorrriing
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09/16/2020 01:33 AM
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I'll never quit you.
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Because fuck you.

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09/16/2020 01:34 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Dude.. sumpin' about your gurlfriend... she ain't a gurl?
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
that movie is a bona fide chick flick

they all watch it and cry buckets

something to do with unfulfilled love


same with Out of Africa

and a bunch of others with the same plot

ie - handsome lone bachelor, can't be tamed, and just as they get together for real, he is killed in an accident

same old same old

and they cry every time



Just be there with tissues and tim tams.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76253948


I struggled to stay awake during Out of Africa, I really don't get that fucking film..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79299368


watch the 80s east of eden miniseries...you'll get it



boooorrriing
 Quoting: lurker342




"I had a farm in Africa!"

I fucking watched that whole film, was it just because women liked Robert Redford and got their vagines moist?
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
that movie is a bona fide chick flick

they all watch it and cry buckets

something to do with unfulfilled love


same with Out of Africa

and a bunch of others with the same plot

ie - handsome lone bachelor, can't be tamed, and just as they get together for real, he is killed in an accident

same old same old

and they cry every time



Just be there with tissues and tim tams.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76253948


I struggled to stay awake during Out of Africa, I really don't get that fucking film..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79299368


the only saving grace of Out of Africa is the score

absolute beauty by the late Morriconi:


watch the 80s east of eden miniseries...you'll get it



boooorrriing
 Quoting: lurker342
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Your GF is a BF.
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09/16/2020 01:49 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Make her watch a dozen hotkinkyjo vids.
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Pussy

yousuck





GLP