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My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 02:05 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Maybe you would be better with a cat.
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Are you saying that's the only way he'll get to touch a pussy again?
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chuckle
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09/16/2020 02:06 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Make her watch a dozen hotkinkyjo vids.
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You are a true sadist.

I like that.
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09/16/2020 02:27 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Oh, She made you, did she?
BeelzeBob

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09/16/2020 02:32 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
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09/16/2020 02:36 AM
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A pissed off American veteran.
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09/16/2020 04:12 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
"I almost wonder if your gf was conducting a test. Sounds like you failed. I'm sorry. My condolences, OP."


^ It takes a snatch to know a snatch
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 04:18 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Wtf are your balls ? I woulda been like " sorry honey , puck something else or call one of your girls to watch that trash with . And by something else I mean Hunt for red october or Iron eagle "
Anonymous Alien

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09/16/2020 04:24 AM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
The correct response would have been "I'm not watching that gay shit, we're watching Dude Where's My Car instead".
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09/16/2020 04:26 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Maybe you would be better with a cat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383892


Are you saying that's the only way he'll get to touch a pussy again?
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I made a joke about a dood chasing cats to get pussy...
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 04:30 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
She likely saw your poo stained dildo.
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09/16/2020 04:32 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
The correct response would have been "I'm not watching that gay shit, we're watching Dude Where's My Car instead".
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Lmfao i think you two should get a room
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 05:31 AM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Made you watch ?

That was a shit test dude, and you failed !

Man up!

Should have told her firmly NO!
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come on even the manliest man would break down under those cirumstances, it's a beautiful love story in the end
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Sorry dude. No real man is going to watch Backdoor Mountain.

There's a reason Heath Ledger killed himself, and being in this movie was it. God punished him for propagating perversion.

hesright
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 06:17 AM
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Time for a new girlfriend.
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09/16/2020 08:16 AM
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09/16/2020 01:19 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Time for a new girlfriend.
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Or boyfriend.
RepublicofTexas

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09/16/2020 01:37 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
"That buttsex looks hot, we can try it too."
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Xtruther

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09/16/2020 01:41 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Then her new black boyfriend came over and made you his little bitch then made you watch her be ravaged like the slut she now is.
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 01:46 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Going on the assumption this story is real...... Your girlfriend knows you're either a closet case or a soy boy. She either gets a lot of joy out of owning you for the cuck you are, or she's going to break up with you? Because she knows you like penis. Either admit to yourself and her who you are or walk away quietly as you already failed the test.
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09/16/2020 01:47 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
I keep things like this movie and 4 chan on my "never do" bucket list. Don't need the drama. They probably really pull at the feels and you'd be almost human to not have an emotional connection...to try to force the gay agenda.

So its on the do not do bucket list lol.ac
M
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09/16/2020 01:48 PM
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i literally wrote almost non-human....
M
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09/16/2020 01:50 PM
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This is getting really annoying.
LittleMe
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09/16/2020 01:52 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Awww... you’re a crybaby, hugs
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M
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09/16/2020 01:53 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Awww... you’re a crybaby, hugs
 Quoting: LittleMe


It's 20s lesbian affair if you hadn't noticed lol.
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 01:58 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
You won’t have that girlfriend for long. The fact that you would even consider watching that crap says so much about you.
wessonoil
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09/16/2020 01:58 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


phonesforyou
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That made me laugh to much, now my belly hurts.
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Maybe you would be better with a cat.
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Are you saying that's the only way he'll get to touch a pussy again?
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LOL
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09/16/2020 02:00 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
Maybe you would be better with a cat.
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Are you saying that's the only way he'll get to touch a pussy again?
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


You're a smartie!
seekinginformation
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09/16/2020 02:01 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
If she actually loves you this wouldn’t be a problem at all.

If your relationship is mostly about empty sex, then maybe it’s a problem.
Anonymous Coward
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09/16/2020 02:03 PM
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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
My wife put that shit on. And I was like a commentator. She finally shut it off cuz I was bagging on it so hard. When they were grunting and groaning I was laughing so hard I was rolling on the ground. Whenever your wife makes you watch something like that you just got to be a smart-ass and be a commentator. The movie was fucking hilarious , gross but funny
LittleMe
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09/16/2020 02:05 PM

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Re: My GF made me watch Brokeback Mountain with her
We held hands the whole time and she kept telling me it was ok to cry. I ended up crying in the end, and she did not.

We didn't bang later than night.

What to do GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79383880


Awww... you’re a crybaby, hugs
 Quoting: LittleMe


It's 20s lesbian affair if you hadn't noticed lol.
 Quoting: M 77372528


What are you talking about?
angel2

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Will you come on a Saturday night?

Maybe then the time will be right,

Love, I am waiting...





GLP