Southern Baptist Convention to rename itself for BLM

VERY IMPORTANT


THE WHITE SOUTH CAPITULATES ON RELIGION


WHAT'S LEFT? FOOTBALL


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I LOVE THIS NICK NOLTE BLUE CHIPS RECRUITING MEETING


Well, I want my boy,

if he was to decide
to go on to college,

to be with a coach
that's gonna watch over him.

Well, maybe it's time
to let him go a little.

Maybe.

But in that case,

I'd like him
to be with someone

who's a...

Well,
a churchgoing type.

Well, for whatever it's worth,
Mr. Roe,

I was raised a Baptist.

First Baptist
or Southern Baptist?

First Baptist, of course.

Well, thank the good Lord,
Pete.

We don't think too much
of Southern Baptists

around here,

if you catch my drift.

Mm-hmm.

(band playing "Columbia,
the Gem of the Ocean")





IN A SUBSEQUENT RECRUITING VISIT NOLTE SAYS HE IS SOUTHERN BAPTIST TO WIN OVER THE PARENT



CHRIST

Jesus was a "refugee"?

LMAO