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Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear

 
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Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
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good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
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you are preaching to the wrong crowd op

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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Both trucks are governed at 61 MPH. One trucker is doing 59, the other wants to go 61. He goes to pass, and trucker 1 decides, nah, I'm going to speed up to 61 now, fuck you.

Now you're educated as to how it happens.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Both trucks are governed at 61 MPH. One trucker is doing 59, the other wants to go 61. He goes to pass, and trucker 1 decides, nah, I'm going to speed up to 61 now, fuck you.

Now you're educated as to how it happens.
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then the passer should take it to 70 and blow the jerk off. still, i've seen trucks go to pass and then slow down and ride at the same speed as the right lane. it's maddening.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
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When I used to drive across and around the port of long beach, I had fun making the drive easier for truckers. It really made their day when a good looking girl in a car would smile and wave them into her lane.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Both trucks are governed at 61 MPH. One trucker is doing 59, the other wants to go 61. He goes to pass, and trucker 1 decides, nah, I'm going to speed up to 61 now, fuck you.

Now you're educated as to how it happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76953273

then the passer should take it to 70 and blow the jerk off. still, i've seen trucks go to pass and then slow down and ride at the same speed as the right lane. it's maddening.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Do you understand "governed at 61"?

You can't "take it to 70".
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
I'm with you OP ! people should have more respect
for the eighteen wheelers. As the big rigs are
so much larger and difficult to maneuver in heavy
traffic.
Even I, a four wheeler gets pissed when another
one passes a truck and rides next to him for all
of three or four miles. What the hell is he gonna
do if one of your tires blows out right next to
him ?
People should be better educated about sharing
the road with big rigs and buses and RV's.
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Learn the rules of the road people.
 Quoting: Big Rowan 68895148


Who are the road people...and what are their rules? 5a
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Both trucks are governed at 61 MPH. One trucker is doing 59, the other wants to go 61. He goes to pass, ands trucker 1 decides, nah, I'm going to speed up to 61 now, fuck you.

Now you're educated as to how it happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76953273

then the passer should take it to 70 and blow the jerk off. still, i've seen trucks go to pass and then slow down and ride at the same speed as the right lane. it's maddening.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Hey dumbfuck,you're not understanding,its just as he stated ,two trucks,but both might have different weights and motors.They don't even have to be governed the same,one tuck could be governed at 80 and one 55.The majority of the time it cannot be helped.But you have it all figured out.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
good, here's a messege for you and your truck buddies; on a two lane highway, don't each be in a lane driving the same speed which is always below the speed limit. just blissfully driving next to each other with a traffic jam behind you. pass it on, thanks.
 Quoting: guitar ace


Yeah, that's a good one. One going 0.15 mph faster than another, passing on a hill with everything clogged.

Door swings both ways.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
 Quoting: Big Rowan 68895148


I really like it when I'm driving I-70 and truck A is doing 67.4mph and truck B running at 67.5mph decides to pull out in front of me to pass truck A on an incline.
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you are preaching to the wrong crowd op

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Well thank you for allowing me to sit comfortably behind your well lit arses on the darkest stretches of no mans land roads.

Much respect.,
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Well thank you for allowing me to sit comfortably behind your well lit arses on the darkest stretches of no mans land roads.

Much respect.,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76469091


So true.When I have to knock out a ton of miles I find a truck doing the speed i want and just follow.The pro does all the driving and all i do is follow.Yes,I appreciates truckers too,most are real pros.
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Well thank you for allowing me to sit comfortably behind your well lit arses on the darkest stretches of no mans land roads.

Much respect.,
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Following a road train?
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
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You aint wrong, but also, shut up and roll with it. Dodgin tards is half the job.
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I am sick of the four-wheeler tards who think yhey own the road, because they accelerate faster and are more nimble. You're dog meat id you fuck with a truck and get run over by one. Have some respect!!

I used to drive a big rig and knowing how it handles, I give them all the space and help I can.
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
Some a you have no clue how to operate your vehicles. Listen hear son, when I’m drivin my rig and you don’t know you’re supposed to speed up when you are merging on a highway, then you need to go back to drivers ed son. Don’t expect me to push over to let your bits in. Most on ramps are a half a kilometre long, so that gives y’all plenty of time to get up to speed and merge properly. Secondly: when we veer to the left to complete a tight right turn, that doesn’t mean you can speed up to my right to try to sneak by as I’m trying to complete my turn. Thirdly; on a three lane highway we are not allowed to pass on the far left lane, so the middle lane is the only lane we can pass folks in the Granny lane. So it annoys us when y’all drive in the middle lane and clog it up so we can’t pass slow moving traffic in the Granny lane.
Fourthly: don’t think because we are working that we won’t lay the smack down on your candy asses when you disrespect us.
Learn the rules of the road people. Seems like most don’t know or understand then.
Chow!
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Speaking of going back to school,
I believe the word is, ciao.
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Learn the rules of the road people.
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Who are the road people...and what are their rules? 5a
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Re: Hi everyone I’m a truck driver. I need to educate some of you four wheeler drivers out there. Listen hear
You won't be a truck driver for very long now. Your replacement is ready to be rolled out.

At first there will be driverless trucks that look like regular trucks to not frighten the peasants:



Later on, all such pretenses will be dropped, and things looking like this will haul cargo across the land:






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