To get these old fuddies with potbellys up to speed

Imagine some of the old school rat races they used to have.

8 lanes and each having a little rat with a marking.

Each of those lanes are an ideal or religion.

Do you see what matters now? Think about this...and you'll realize the predicament the world is in right now. The human conscience has decided enough is enough we need some fruits from our labors...now.

So which rat will it be? Hmm? Which rat can we get behind that will end the race for us and be the winning team? Hmm?

Good luck with all that.